CC #385: Week of March 30, 2014

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The Hogwarts Drama Club’s production of Return of the Jedi would have been a great success, if only the Storm troopers’ costumes had arrived in time.
-Glen

Amycus: ‘I think the marching is great, but do we have to play Pink Floyd’s The Wall every time?’
-Nora

Amycus had only one remaining goal as Deputy Headmaster: to rid the school of the overpowering aroma of Axe Body Spray. He was considering using the Imperius Curse.
-Glen

Amycus: ‘Green light… green light… red light!’
-Nora

Student: ‘Despite everything that’s happened this year, I still think Gryffindor stands a good chance of winning the House Cup. Especially if Harry kills Voldemort. That’s gotta be at least two hundred points right there.’
-Sam

Death Eater: Stop!
No one stops.
Death Eater: Simon says, ‘Stop!’
-Biff

Snape descended the steps toward the waiting crowd of Hogwarts students a little apprehensively; though he would never admit it, he was nervous about what they would think of his new haircut.
-Ella

Student #1: That does it! I can’t stand waiting in this line for pumpkin juice any longer! I hate Snape! I’m going to go kill him!
Thirty minutes later, Student #1 returns…
Student #2: What happened? Did you kill Snape?
Student #1: No. The line to kill Snape was too long, so I decided to come back here.
-Sam

Lines for Black Friday midnight deals were longer than expected.
-Toomanycurls

And so, Emerson released the thousands of children who had been imprisoned until the release of Mugglenet 3.0 because they had ‘heard too much…’
-The Doctor’s Daughter