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“SpeakBeasty” Episode 5: “We Ship Newtina”

by SpeakBeasty · February 14, 2016

Hosts Aaron, Ariel, and Shannen – and new host Eleanor from Australia – are here for Episode 5 of SpeakBeasty, with a Valentine’s Day episode! This week we dish about Newt and Porpentina’s relationship (Newtina? Porpenewt?), the possibility of wizarding world gangsters, and the questionable romantic practices of the Shapeshifting community.

EPISODE 5: We Ship Newtina


This week on SpeakBeasty:

→ Welcome Eleanor, our host from Australia!
→ SpeakBeasty is now on Patreon!
→ The Phoenix Register: SO MUCH NEWS!
→
Ilvermorny! Detroit or Niagara Falls?
→ Ilvermorny Sorority Squats…
→ Will Newt encounter Sasquatch from The Goofy Movie?
→ Tina and Queenie’s family history
→ Newtina. We ship it.
→ “The Time-Turner”: Valentine’s Day Massacre
→ Was Al Capone a wizard?
→ Fantastic Beasts 2: Gangster Wizards
→ “The Newt Case”: Shapeshifters
→ There’s a lot of shapeshifting home wreckers…
→ Valentine’s Day advice – avoid water and all men with hats

We are also happy to announce this week that SpeakBeasty is now on Patreon! Through Patreon, our listeners are able to contribute as little as $1 a month to continue supporting the podcast so that we can bring you new episodes, bonus features, and more interaction with our team! Chose from one of several different levels of support to get a fantastic array of rewards!

You can always tune in to SpeakBeasty right here on MuggleNet or through these links below! And be sure to check out SpeakBeasty on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Tumblr for fantastic news, theories, and more!

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