CC #401: Week of August 4, 2019

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Newt: (off-screen) “Look at the new animal I got!”
Tina and Queenie: “Ah sh*t, here we go again…”
—Rose W.

Tina: “Do you see what I see?”
Queenie: “Yes. Sephora sale!”
(They both look on in awe.)

When you hear mom pulling up in the driveway and you realize she told you to wash the dishes two hours ago.

When the waiters finally bring your food out.

Queenie: “As a Legilimens, I am protected from all psychic attacks.”
Tina: “What about when you were hypnotized?”
Queenie: “I never have been. As I said, I am protected from all psychic attacks.”
Tina: “Muffin.”
Queenie: (in a monotone voice) “Grindelwald is my master.”

“Practical Magic” (1998)

Newt: (off-screen) “I can tell you’re surprised. I found it wandering about. So I brought it back here. I call it a Kardashian.”

Queenie: “So every time someone comes in here, you sing Adele’s song ‘Hello’?”
—Mister E.

“The Sisterhood of the Traveling Grindelwald.”
—Bailey G.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler backstage at SNL.
—Caroline O.






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Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.