CC #410: Week of November 10, 2019
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Ron: “Can you give this free to us? We are broke these days because of our wives’ make-up.”
—Aye Myat Mon
Trolley Lady: “Look! I told you boys last year that I can’t give you change in Muggle money.”
—Friend of Fawkes
“It’s Viagra. Give it to the two guys in the previous Caption Contest.”
Ron: “Let’s see, I have a tuft of cat hair and this empty lipstick tube I found at King’s Cross. What does that buy me?”
Trolley Lady: “My sympathy.”
Ron: “17 Sickles? You must be joking.”
Trolley Lady: “You should see the prices at Wonka’s.”
Harry: (in Movie 1) “We’ll take the lot!”
Harry: (in Movie 4) “You’re on your own, mate.”
“What do you mean, the trolley has gone sugar-free?”
Trolley Lady: “Well, you only gave me ten Knuts, what did you expect?”
“Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if – and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy – I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera… Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera… Memo bis punitor delicatum! It’s all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You stole Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get… NOTHING!!! You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR!”
Follow the train laws or you’ll get the trolley lady’s claws!
“If only you knew what was coming to your kids when I go live on stage!”
“Ron! Hurry up and pay the witch before she turns her hands into spikes again!”
The sweets at Universal’s Wizarding World just keep getting more and more expensive.
When a kid’s taking forever to pick and you have to try really hard not to let the spikes come out of your hands.
Receiving your new iPhone be like…
When you all gather to look at a meme.
“Why is there a claw tip in my Pumpkin Pastie?”
“I dunno if we should be buying candy from her, Harry. I read some really weird things about her a couple of years ago.”
Trolley Lady: “Anything sweet, darling? Maybe a chocolate, dear?”
Harry: “You have a chocolate deer? Wow, I have so much to learn…”
“I wanna try this… Harry, can you buy it for me?”
“Yeah, but do the snozzberries taste like snozzberries?”