CC #416: Week of March 8, 2020
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Me when I hear someone talking about Harry Potter.
Harry: (Thinking) Okay. I’ve got blood running down my right hand and a small fire on my left sleeve; maybe that discarded turban can solve two problems!
—Friend of Fawkes
Me versus the seagull coming to steal my curly fries.
Thirty seconds prior:
Harry: “You’re sure this will work?”
Quirrell: “Yeah, just stand totally still; I can definitely clear you.”
Your alter ego about to take over you.
Quirrell’s “Zod escaping the phantom zone” comedy routine didn’t have quite the audience he was expecting. But, by Merlin, he was going to milk it for all it was worth!
Quirrell: “You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.”
“Come, give me a hug, dear.”
Voldemort: “Hogwarts sure has some nice ceiling architecture.”
“MY hair is gone! So I’ll take yours instead!”
When someone opens the door before you ring the bell.
When you yell, “Come at me, bro!” and he really comes at you!
Harry = the world
Quirrell = coronavirus
Pouncing on that last slice of pizza.
My responsibilities chasing after me when I’ve abandoned them for Harry Potter, AGAIN.
When you forget to put water in the Easy Mac and accidentally burn the whole house down.
“Hold it, Voldy! Social distancing requires you to stay six feet away!”