CC #416: Week of March 8, 2020


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Me when I hear someone talking about Harry Potter.
—Katie R.


Harry: (Thinking) Okay. I’ve got blood running down my right hand and a small fire on my left sleeve; maybe that discarded turban can solve two problems!
—Friend of Fawkes


Me versus the seagull coming to steal my curly fries.
—RoundPegSquareHole


Thirty seconds prior:
Harry: “You’re sure this will work?”
Quirrell: “Yeah, just stand totally still; I can definitely clear you.”
—Rob KC


Your alter ego about to take over you.
—Luc


Quirrell’s “Zod escaping the phantom zone” comedy routine didn’t have quite the audience he was expecting. But, by Merlin, he was going to milk it for all it was worth!
—Troi


(Record scratch.)
Quirrell: “You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.”
—Dave P.


“Come, give me a hug, dear.”
—Loony Lovegood


Voldemort: “Hogwarts sure has some nice ceiling architecture.”
—Sabrina E.


“MY hair is gone! So I’ll take yours instead!”
—Troi


When someone opens the door before you ring the bell.
—Pragnya


When you yell, “Come at me, bro!” and he really comes at you!
—Stitchlizzy


Harry = the world
Quirrell = coronavirus

—Jackie


Pouncing on that last slice of pizza.
—Isabel H.


My responsibilities chasing after me when I’ve abandoned them for Harry Potter, AGAIN.
—Rose Y.


When you forget to put water in the Easy Mac and accidentally burn the whole house down.
—Jules


“Hold it, Voldy! Social distancing requires you to stay six feet away!”
—Dolores S.

 

 

 

 


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Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time he’s presided over a number of sections including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the Crazy Caption Contest, which is recently revived. Eric is a hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.