CC #430: Week of September 20, 2020

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Lupin: “Make sure you say it correctly, Harry. ‘Expecto Patronum,’ with emphasis on the ‘o,’ not the ‘pa’ or the ‘um.'”
—Liz M.

Lupin: “Yes, Harry, the candle wick is a real spine. Good observation.”
—Chris U.

Lupin: “You really didn’t have to transfigure my left hand into a trunk, Harry! I was going to give an Outstanding in DADA.”
—Friend of Fawkes

Lupin: “Did you have a specific happy memory in mind?”
Harry: “Yes, that time Malfoy got pantsed in front of everyone.”
Lupin: “Are you sure that will be happy enough?”
Harry: “I’m sorry, did you miss the ‘in front of everyone’ part?”

When you’re about to have a midnight snack but your annoying little brother turns up and threatens to Crucio you if you don’t share it with him.
—Elle I.

Lupin: “Harry, the whole point of using a Boggart is so you can practice the Patronus Charm, and now you’re telling me pigeons might come out instead?”

Harry: “Step aside, Professor, and let me open that chest. I’m sure it’s full of Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans.”
Lupin: “You’ve been playing the Harry Potter video games too much, Harry.”

Harry: “Thanks for helping me out, Professor Lupin. You’re my favorite professor ever!”
Lupin: “That’s wonderful, Harry. I’m very proud of you. I’ll be gone at the end of the year, but please send me letters during the rest of your years at Hogwarts.”
Harry: “Nah.”

Lupin was ready to call it quits after Harry’s Boggarts included the Kardashians, Spongebob, Lucille Ball, and One Direction.

Harry’s “chest monster” was more literal than anyone realized.

Harry: “Sir, why is your Boggart a full moon?”
Lupin: “I read this book called Chicken Little. The sky is falling, Harry.”

Harry: “Does Professor Dumbledore know we’ve broken into his office, sir?”

Lupin: “When I open this, you will face your worst fear!”
(The Boggart turns into Cho Chang.)
Boggart Cho: “I’m sorry, Harry, I can’t go to the Yule Ball with you. I’m getting married to Cedric this afternoon.”
Lupin: (looks confused)
Harry: “My worst fear has changed since last year.”





Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.