CC #430: Week of September 20, 2020
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Lupin: “Make sure you say it correctly, Harry. ‘Expecto Patronum,’ with emphasis on the ‘o,’ not the ‘pa’ or the ‘um.'”
—Liz M.
Lupin: “Yes, Harry, the candle wick is a real spine. Good observation.”
—Chris U.
Lupin: “You really didn’t have to transfigure my left hand into a trunk, Harry! I was going to give an Outstanding in DADA.”
—Friend of Fawkes
Lupin: “Did you have a specific happy memory in mind?”
Harry: “Yes, that time Malfoy got pantsed in front of everyone.”
Lupin: “Are you sure that will be happy enough?”
Harry: “I’m sorry, did you miss the ‘in front of everyone’ part?”
—Sam
When you’re about to have a midnight snack but your annoying little brother turns up and threatens to Crucio you if you don’t share it with him.
—Elle I.
Lupin: “Harry, the whole point of using a Boggart is so you can practice the Patronus Charm, and now you’re telling me pigeons might come out instead?”
—Noreen
Harry: “Step aside, Professor, and let me open that chest. I’m sure it’s full of Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans.”
Lupin: “You’ve been playing the Harry Potter video games too much, Harry.”
—Sam
Harry: “Thanks for helping me out, Professor Lupin. You’re my favorite professor ever!”
Lupin: “That’s wonderful, Harry. I’m very proud of you. I’ll be gone at the end of the year, but please send me letters during the rest of your years at Hogwarts.”
Harry: “Nah.”
—Inez
Lupin was ready to call it quits after Harry’s Boggarts included the Kardashians, Spongebob, Lucille Ball, and One Direction.
—Josh
Harry’s “chest monster” was more literal than anyone realized.
—Sam
Harry: “Sir, why is your Boggart a full moon?”
Lupin: “I read this book called Chicken Little. The sky is falling, Harry.”
—Matteo
Harry: “Does Professor Dumbledore know we’ve broken into his office, sir?”
—Penny
Lupin: “When I open this, you will face your worst fear!”
(The Boggart turns into Cho Chang.)
Boggart Cho: “I’m sorry, Harry, I can’t go to the Yule Ball with you. I’m getting married to Cedric this afternoon.”
Lupin: (looks confused)
Harry: “My worst fear has changed since last year.”
—Sam
