CC #436: Week of December 13, 2020

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Hagrid: “Best-looking potato I’ve harvested in years!”
—Vikki

Hermione: “Ooh, that’s not allowed! I’m telling!”
—Hufflepuff Girl

Harry: “Hagrid, you laid an egg?”
Hagrid: “Of course not, ‘Arry. This is a dragon egg.”
Harry: “Sorry. I’m still new to the world of magic.”
—Josh

If this was the size of the egg, Ron couldn’t wait to see how big the bacon would be!
—Grace

Hermione: “What species is this?”
Hagrid: “Uh, it’s a velociraptor.”
(Camera zooms in on Hermione as dramatic music plays.)
Hermione: “You bred raptors?”
—Sam

Ron: “Whoa, a dragon egg!”
Hagrid: “Nah, it’s just bread I left in the oven too long.”
—Emma

Harry: “Wizards breed dragons…”
Ron: “Dragons destroy wizards…”
Hermione: “…Witches inherit the Earth.”
—Linnz

Hagrid: “I call it Ultimate Gobstones!”
—Harry

Ron: “I must be getting better at Divination. I can actually see something in this crystal ball.”
Hermione: “That’s not a crystal ball, Ronald! That’s a dragon egg, and it’s hatching!”
—Sam

Bertie Bott had, to mixed reception, expanded his wares from every-flavor beans to questionably colored melons.
—Grace

Hagrid: “It sings sometimes, too.”
Ron: “Okay…”
—Hufflepuff Girl

Harry: “Hagrid, what is that?”
Ron: “Is that a Norwegian Ridgeback?! Those are really rare!”
Hermione: “But it can’t be! According to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Norwegian Ridgebacks have black eggs! That one is gold!”
—Jack H.

Ron: (to the egg) “How you doin’?”
Hermione: “Why did I let him watch the Friends marathon?”
—Emma

Ron: “This is a Norwegian Ridgeback egg. The Norwegian Ridgeback dragon…”
(20 hours later…)
Ron: “…and so the Norwegian Ridgeback is my favorite dragon.”
—Josh

Hagrid: “I won it off a stranger I met down at the pub.”
Harry: “What’d this stranger look like?”
Hagrid: “Well, he looked a lot like Professor Quirrell, except that he wasn’t wearing a turban. Oh, and he had the face of Lord Voldemort on the back of his head. Funny folks you get in the Hog’s Head, huh?”
—Sam

Ron: “Charlie says that if you touch it and it hatches, it means you’ll be the next dragon rider!”
—Grace

Ron: “Hagrid, why does the egg have bite marks?”
Hagrid: “I thought it was chocolate.”
—Rosanna

Even to a dragon hatching, Hermione will still bring a book.
—Katie G.

Harry: “I see Draco.”
Hermione: “Very good, Harry. Draco is indeed Latin for ‘dragon.'”
Harry: “No, I mean I see DRACO MALFOY LOOKING IN THE WINDOW!”
Hagrid: “Oh, dear.”
—Sam

Ron: “Hagrid, this is one of the rarest Pokemon eggs you can find!”
—Sondra

Cadbury Cream Eggs are getting bigger and bigger every year.
—Tarrin

Promotional image from the upcoming How to Train Your Dragon prequel.
—Sidney

Harry: “Uh, Hagrid, the point of Easter eggs is to make them HARD to find.”
—Sam