CC #441: Week of February 21, 2021


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Michael Gambon: “Ralph, where is your bib? The lobster feast starts in ten minutes.”
—Allan


Voldemort: “Have you tried the sandwiches at Madam Puddifoot’s?”
—Harry


Dumbledore: “Hey! You look familiar! Have we met?”
Voldemort: “Oh, I just have one of those faces…” (adjusts fake nose nervously)
—Grace


“Earwax? In a jelly bean? You’re pulling my leg!”
—Friend of Fawkes


Dumbledore: “So that’s really all it took?”
Voldemort: “Yep! I got my nose back, and I instantly turned good.”
—Sam


Dumbledore: “Tom, we found your diary. We saw you were having problems on the Quidditch field.”
Voldemort: “I have 99 problems but Quidditch ain’t one.”
—HumbleHufflepuff


Picard: (as Voldemort) “Are you sure you programmed the Holodeck correctly? This doesn’t look like my Dixon Hill episode.”
Riker: (as Dumbledore) “There may be a computer glitch. Let me get out of this beard napkin, and I’ll go check it out.”
—Friend of Fawkes


Voldemort: “Have you seen my invisible beard?”
Dumbledore: “No, let me look closer.”
—Sana


When you agree to stop trying to kill Harry Potter in exchange for a nose.
—Shrivaani


Long-time friends Lord Voldemort and Albus Dumbledore discuss methods of killing teenage boys over tea.
—Ella


It doesn’t matter if you are lifelong friends or bitter enemies: everyone stops to socialize at tea time.
—Troi


Voldemort: “Hey! Wanna hear some gossip?”
Dumbledore: “No! Why would I be so nosy?”
—HumbleHufflepuff


Gambon: “That cavity looks serious. You better call a dentist.”
—Summer


It was only when they met during the filming of the fifth movie that Michael Gambon learned that Ralph Fiennes had a nose in real life.
—Sam


Voldemort: “They edit out my nose, can you believe? The beauty standards for villains these days…”
Dumbledore: “You’re not going to believe what they asked Sauron to wear!”
—Grace


“It’s right there, in your teeth. No, more to the right. Look, do you want me to get it?”
—Hot Stu


When you pretend to like the popular girl just so you can come up with an elaborate plan to kill her.
—Shrivaani


My friend listening to my problems.
—Sofia T.

 

 

 

 


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