CC #445: Week of April 18, 2021

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Dumbledore: “Attention. ATTENTION! Will the owner of the ’97 Honda Civic please move their car? You’re about to get towed!”
—Josh

Hermione: “Do you think they’ll give us extra credit for being offical Triwizard hostages?”
—Sam

Harry: (thinking) “I can’t let Ron see all these hickeys Ginny gave me.”
—Brian

Promotional still from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, showing Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter, Rupert Grint as Ron Weasley, and Emma Watson’s eyebrow game as Hermione Granger.
—Shayleen

In the upcoming Cursed Child movie, everyone watches in shock as the humiliated Cedric climbs out of the lake and instantly casts Avada Kedavra on Neville for no reason.
—Sam

Dumbledore: “Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya. Bermuda, Bahama… Wait, my voice is still amplified?”
—Josh

Dumbledore: “Even though Harry has technically finished last, we’ve decided to award him second place for outstanding moral fiber.”
Ron: “Now, why can’t they ever do that for the Chudley Cannons?”
—Sam

So why does Fleur’s hair look softly wind-blown while the trio looks like drowned rats?
—Friend of Fawkes

Fleur: “So, we’re not going to talk about how my little sister’s life was endangered for a tournament? Okay. That’s fine. Whatever.”
—Sam

The students watched with growing concern as it became evident Viktor Krum was not turning back into a human.
—Michelle

“What do you mean this task was ‘optional’?”
—Carlene

Hermione: “Harry, we need to go back. I’ve just realized I lost my copy of Hogwarts, A History at the bottom of the lake.”
—Sam

Harry: “But, sir, this is the annual Hogwarts water park field trip! We just got here!”
Dumbledore: “I’m sorry, Harry, but when thunder roars, go indoors.”
—Mikayla

“Welcome to the 75th annual Hunger Games! As a reminder that you cannot rebel against Lord Voldemort, the male and female tributes will be reaped from the existing pool of Killing Curse survivors!”
—Glinda Rose

Hermione: “Did you get all the Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans and wizard cards down there?”
Harry: “Uh, I think you’ve been playing the video games too much.”
Hermione: “I do hope you ran into a Save Book after completing this level.”
—Sam

The look on their faces when they lost Gryffindor 100 points for failing to find McGonagall’s earring at the bottom of the lake.
—Josh

Ron: “Time for pre-match checklist. Boxing gloves?”
Fleur: “Check.”
Ron: “Robe?”
Seamus: “Check.”
Ron: “Enough anabolic steroids to kill a manticore?”
Harry: (sweating and frothing at the mouth)
Hermione: “…Check.”
Ron: “Excellent. You got this, Harry!”
—Friedpickle