CC #450: Week of June 27, 2021

⬇️⬇️ Scroll down in the below area to read all captions from this week! ⬇️⬇️

Harry: “Nothing will stand in the way of us getting the information we need from Mr. Lovegood.”
Ron: “Hey, is that a Tornados badge? You don’t support them, do you?”
Harry: (facepalm)

Lightly tap your teapot to see if it’s hot enough. If you burn your finger, it’s ready!
—Friend of Fawkes

Xenophilius: “Luna? Oh, she’s… erm… at the Muggle dentist’s…”
Hermione: “Really?”
—Debora Reis

How to offer tea while plotting my daughter’s safety 101.

Harry: “We told you, Xenophilius, no props during charades!”

The trio soon grew weary of Xenophilius sharing every piece from his pottery class.

Xenophilius: “Let’s see. There are four of us, I have two mugs, the teapot holds three servings… Darn! Where is Luna when I need her to figure these things out?”
—Friend of Fawkes

Welcome to Mr. Lovegood’s lemonade stand, where he tries to raise awareness against Nargles.

Xenophilius: “And that’s the story of the Deathly Hallows.”
Ron: “Wait a second – why did everything become animated for a few minutes there?”

Harry: “That was some excellent hot tea, Mr. Lovegood.”
Xenophilius: “…It was iced tea. It’s just so hot out.”

“It’s my homemade kombucha. You’ll love it.”

When everyone is talking about Babbity Rabbity and her cackling stump and you’re confused out of your mind.

Xenophilius: “No, Luna did not bring her homework back here.”
Hermione: “But I need it! How else am I going to stay caught up?”

When you learn you might be going back into the office and no longer working from home with your tea and bathrobe.

For the first time, people are realizing that Ron’s and Hermione’s hair colors are almost exactly the same.
—Hagrid’s Helper

Xenophilius: “No, Hermione, this is not Mrs. Potts.”

Xenophilius: “Why, of course Luna is here! Isn’t that right, Luna?” (holds hand over mouth and speaks in high-pitched voice) “Yes, I’m right here, Dad!”

Xenophilius: “…Oh, no. The necklace I wear isn’t the Deathly Hallows. It shows I’m a flat-Earther.”





Return to Caption Contest Home

Random Throwback Caption Week


Want more posts like this one? MuggleNet is 99% volunteer-run, and we need your help. With your monthly pledge of $1, you can interact with creators, suggest ideas for future posts, and enter exclusive swag giveaways!

Support us on Patreon


Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.