CC #453: Week of August 8, 2021

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Harry: “Ginny, why are you pointing your wand at me?”
Ginny: “It’s not a wand. It’s a nostril trimmer with a light so you can see up your nose.”

Harry: “I think we overdid the space expansion charms in here. The window is open, facing the sun, it’s midday, and I can’t see a thing!”

Harry: “I had the strangest dream… Cedric was a Death Eater and the Hogwarts Express trolley lady had claws…”
Ginny: “No more Fizzing Whizbees before bed.”

Ginny: “You need your blankie, don’t you?”

Harry: “You have a different wand?”
Ginny: “Well, the budget for our play is different from the movies.”

Harry: “I’ve just thought of the perfect name for our next child. We’ll call him Rubeus Colin Dudley Peeves Potter.”
Ginny: “For God’s sake, just let me name the next one after Fred.”

Harry: “Oh, no!”
Ginny: “What is it? Is Albus in trouble?!”
Harry: “No, my shirt and bottoms don’t match!”

Harry: “I just had a nightmare. It seemed so real.”
Ginny: “What was it?”
Harry: “These guys decided to make a play about us, except none of us acted like we actually would’ve. Like, I told Albus I wished he weren’t my son, and Voldemort had a child.”
Ginny: “Don’t worry. That didn’t happen.” (crosses fingers)
—Jack (Hufflepuff)

Harry: “I had a dream I was being attacked by your Bat-Bogey Spell.”
Ginny: (shifts her eyes from side to side)

Harry: “Oh, Merlin. I just had the most awful dream that I had named one of our kids after Professor Snape!”

Harry: “Pigeon!!!”
Ginny: “Aw, cute!” (picks it up)
Harry: “Is it too late for a divorce…”

Ginny: “Harry, why is your scar twice as big?”
Harry: “To avoid copyright with Warner Bros.”

Ginny: “I’ve only tried a few simple ones myself. For example…” (points wand at Harry)
Harry: O___o
Ginny: “Occulus Reparo.”

Ginny: “Harry, why aren’t you wearing the matching pajamas I got you?”
Harry: “I couldn’t find them.”
Ginny: (glares)
Harry: “Fine, I hated them and set them on fire.”
—J’aime les chats

Ginny: “Harry, are you all right? You kept yelling, ‘More cowbell!'”

Harry: “I still don’t get why Jack had to drown while Rose stayed floating on the door.”





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Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.