CC #460: Week of November 21, 2021


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Jacob: (thinking) “Why are they staring at that old pile of rocks like it’s St. Paul’s?”
—Beth


Theseus: “Sorry for getting engaged to your childhood crush.”
Newt: “Water under the bridge. Like this bridge we’re standing on.”
Theseus: “But there is no water under this bridge.”
Newt: “Exactly.”
—Yuki


This was the last time Nagini and Tina were ever seen in the Fantastic Beasts franchise.
—Seerhallow


Tina: “So, this is Hogwarts?”
Newt: “Yes.”
Tina: “Meh. It doesn’t seem so special.”
Newt: “Well, until Ilvermorny is seen on screen, you can’t compare it.”
—Liam


The guy behind Theseus: “Four cattle calls, six call-backs, and this is all I get?”
—Friend of Fawkes


With Leta gone and Tina and Nagini missing from Secrets of Dumbledore, the franchise ultimately had to be retitled Fantastic Witches and Where Not to Find Them.
—Roxanne


Dumbledore: “Welcome, all, to this year’s Squid Game.”
—Josh


Nagini: “Why do I get the feeling I’ll die here someday?”
—Sam


Jacob – when everyone else is staring at something fierce and scary in the distance and you’re admiring a bowler hat.
—Errol


It was a great photo shoot until they noticed the Muggle had wandered into every shot.
—Troi


“I told you the mall was too crowded.”
—Lauren


Jacob: “So, one minute I’m in New York; the next minute I’m in England. Did Queenie slip something into my gigglewater?”
—Friend of Fawkes


Jacob: “I’m beginning to think none of you guys know anything. I asked for your biggest magic trick and Newt pulled a quarter from my ear.”
—Josh


Nagini – when you are dressed for a party but are with a bunch of businessmen and have to throw on a coat.
—Hagrid’s Helper


Eddie Redmayne: (spent three months trying to nail the “steely-eyed look” for a three-second camera shot)
—Friend of Fawkes


Newt: (shouts) “ROCK AND ROLL!!”
—Fiendfyre


Newt and Theseus: “Back to school again, I guess.”
Tina: “Still not as good as Ilvermorny.”
Nagini: “Maybe I’ll come here again.”
Jacob: “What are we looking at exactly?”
—Melinda


Newt: “Don’t look right now, but damn, she’s hot.”
Kowalski: (turns)
—Jigisha


Me and my squad coming to get J.K. Rowling for killing off Dobby.
—Esther C.


When everyone’s mad at someone and you have no idea why.
—M


Me and my friends watching the approach of 2022.
—Edgard


Newt: “And Tina, here is my favorite place on the Hogwarts grounds, this beautiful, ornate bridge. Hope it’s never smashed to pieces by giants or something.”
—Rose97

 

 

 

 


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Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.