CC #466: Week of February 27, 2022

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And… welcome to another episode of the Scamander brothers falling for the same woman.

Theseus: “What do you think you’re doing, Newt?”
Newt: “Practicing a fancy dance step to impress Tina Goldstein.”
Theseus: “You do realize she’s not in this movie?”
Newt: “????”
—Friend of Fawkes

Theseus: “C’mon, we need to go this way to defeat Grindelwald.”
Newt: “Just a minute – there’s a Horklump I need to save over there!”

Newt: “Hey, boys and girls, who here likes fun?”
Theseus: “Because if you do…”
Both: “This hunting manticores adventure is for you!”
—Fantastic Feasts

Newt: “I shall call that one Blast-Ended Skrewt Dr. Zoidberg.”
Theseus: “Why?”
Newt: “I just like the name is all.”

Newt: “Okay, dude, move the lamp this way so I can see whatever we’re trying to look at.”
Theseus: “But… the lighting…”

Newt: “We should go left.”
Theseus: “No, we should go right.”
Newt: “Um, sorry, did you just say to follow you? I’m more important.”
Theseus: “Why?”
Newt: “I won an Oscar.”

Rejected Wham! album covers.
—Hot Stu

Theseus: “You wouldn’t have to keep hitching up your trousers if you’d gone to my tailor on Saville Row like I told you.”
—Friend of Fawkes

Theseus: (muttering, singing)
Newt: (absentmindedly dancing, then stopping when he realizes what Theseus is singing)
Theseus: “Through a mist, through a wood, through the darkness and the shadows, it’s a nightmare, but it’s one exciting ride…”
Newt: “Stop it. We’re not killing anything.”

Theseus: “Now that we have escaped the tunnel of ‘What the heck was Crimes of Grindelwald,’ let us explore the cave of ‘controversial but still interesting Secrets of Dumbledore.'”

Theseus: “So, what drove you to join the war against Grindelwald?”
Newt: “He killed that lizard at the beginning of the second movie.”

When you have a sleepover and your parents catch you sneaking around.
—Hagrid’s Helper





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Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.