CC #476, Week of August 7, 2022


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Jacob: “It was Miss Scarlet! With the candlestick! In the dining room!”
—Dr. Orchid

“My name is Jacob Kowalski. You stole my Queenie. Prepare to die.”

“My name is Inigo Kowalski. You hexed my girlfriend. Prepare to die!”
—Friend of Fawkes

“This is the last pretzel stick and it is mine!”

Man behind Jacob: (thinking) “This party is so boring. I can’t believe I’m missing The Voice for this.”

Woman in black lipstick: “This guy better not be causing a scene just when they’re about to bring out the dessert.”

Man in background: (later that night) “And the entertainment was phenomenal. They had actors performing a scene about an assassination, with magical effects and everything.”




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Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.