CC #485, Week of March 13, 2023

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Ron: “Would you put that thing away? It’s past midnight, and we can’t sleep with it yelling like that!”
Harry: “But I need to figure this egg out! Just give me one more hour.”
—Sam

Harry is awakened by the high-pitched screech of his fancy new alarm egg.
—Friend of Fawkes

When your alarm clock goes off and you consider if your job is really worth it.
—Austin

They annoyed him at first, but Harry eventually developed a taste for merpeople songs.
—Sam

The security egg that Ginny had placed in Harry’s room seemed to be exceptionally fond of filming him in his sleep.
—Sylvia

Harry: “Okay, time to figure out this egg clue.”
Egg: (opens and begins playing “Never Gonna Give You Up”)
—Blythe

Ron: “What d’you reckon it is?”
Harry: “I don’t know. It sounds a bit like the Howler you received after we crashed the flying car. Maybe angering your mother is the next task.”
Ron: “Bloody hell. That’d be even more dangerous than the dragon!”
—Sam

Wizarding clocks keep getting weirder and weirder.
—M.E.

Harry: (closes the egg) “If I wanted to hear some screeching, I would talk to Lavender.”
—Liam

The other boys teased him for it, but Harry couldn’t sleep without his night-light, and he didn’t care who knew it.
—Sam

Arthur had given Harry what he insisted was an “authentic Muggle lava lamp,” but Harry wasn’t sure.
—Tatiana

Egg: “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line.”
—Josh

Harry: “Egg, egg, on the wall, who will go with Cho to the ball?”
Egg: “…”
Harry: “Eh, worth a try.”
—Donutello

Me staring at my phone when I should be going to sleep.
—Atira D.

Just like Siri, Harry had the Egg.
Harry: “Hey, Egg, where is a good restaurant in the area?”
Egg: “The nearest is the Three Broomsticks in Hogsmeade.”
—Not Snape

Egg: (plays “Moonlight Sonata”)
Harry: “Wait, aren’t you supposed to scream?”
Egg: (screams)
Harry: “…”
—Riley