CC #488, Week of May 14, 2023

Credit: Warner Bros. Pictures


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Dumbledore: “Let’s move away from the tower of chairs behind us, Harry. They’re very unstable.”

My mom picking me up from school after I go to the nurse with a tummy ache.

Harry: “Sir, I get that this is all very important, but Wormtail did cut my arm open with a knife. Shouldn’t we be making sure I don’t have a staph infection?”

Harry: “Professor, did I just see a gleam of triumph in your eyes?”
Dumbledore: “Don’t worry about it.”

Harry: “… and all of a sudden he grabbed me and started shoving me in there!”
Dumbledore: “I told Amos he couldn’t fit you in his backpack.”
—Madame Malfoy

Dumbledore: “I know you’re injured and traumatized, Harry. But I’m old, and I don’t have a cane, and you’re used to having the weight of the world on your shoulders!”
—Friend of Fawkes

Dumbledore: “Would you care for a sherbet lemon, Harry?”
—Harry’s Friend

Harry: “I can’t believe Cedric is dead.”
Dumbledore: “Maybe he’s better off that way.”
Harry: “WHAT?”
Dumbledore: “Well, let’s just say I’ve seen some alternate timelines.”
(a pause)
Harry: “WHAT?”

Harry: “Excuse me, Professor. but the book says, ‘calmly.'”

Dumbledore: “I’m sorry I shook you so hard when I asked if youputyournameinthegobletoffire.”
Harry: “It did seem a little extreme.”
—Kim K.

“Good thing you’re at Hogwarts, Harry, the absolute safest place for you.”
—Carol P.

Dumbledore: “You need a shave, my friend.”
Harry: “Bit rich coming from you.”

It was then that Harry knew that despite Cedric being Batman, Harry was not cut out to be the new Harley Quinn.

Dumbledore: “Now, I know you’re broken up about Cedric’s death.”
Harry: “It’s all right, sir. Now that he’s out of the way, I get to date Cho. That’s how it works.”

Dumbledore: “Come, Harry, and I will tell you everything.”
Harry: “Everything?”
Dumbledore: “Well, no. That’ll be next year. And even that won’t be everything; you’ll have to wait a couple years after that as well until I meet you in a sort of hallway world that you will think resembles King’s Cross.”
Harry: “…”

Harry: “Professor, Voldemort’s coming to Hogwarts! We have to stop him!”
Dumbledore: “Don’t worry. I have a plan. It just depends on you.”
Harry: “All right!”
Dumbledore: “Please tell me you’ve completed all the Keeper trials.”
Harry: “Keeper trials? Like for Quidditch?”
Dumbledore: “Oh dear.”





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Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.