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The Twelve Days of Christmas

by Madison Ford · December 25, 2017

to the tune of “The Twelve Days of Christmas” by Frederic Austin
 

 
On the first day of Christmas, an owl gave to me
The famous Chosen One.

On the second day of Christmas, an owl gave to me
Two Weasley twins,
And the famous Chosen One.

On the third day of Christmas, an owl gave to me
Three Deathly Hallows,
Two Weasley twins,
And the famous Chosen One.

On the fourth day of Christmas, an owl gave to me
Four Hogwarts Houses,
Three Deathly Hallows,
Two Weasley twins,
And the famous Chosen One.

On the fifth day of Christmas, an owl gave to me
Five golden Snitches,
Four Hogwarts Houses,
Three Deathly Hallows,
Two Weasley twins,
And the famous Chosen One.

On the sixth day of Christmas, an owl gave to me
Six DA fighters,
Five golden Snitches,
Four Hogwarts Houses,
Three Deathly Hallows,
Two Weasley twins,
And the famous Chosen One.

On the seventh day of Christmas, an owl gave to me
Seven Horcruxes,
Six DA fighters,
Five golden Snitches,
Four Hogwarts Houses,
Three Deathly Hallows,
Two Weasley twins,
And the famous Chosen One.

On the eighth day of Christmas, an owl gave to me
Eight-legged spiders,
Seven Horcruxes,
Six DA fighters,
Five golden Snitches,
Four Hogwarts Houses,
Three Deathly Hallows,
Two Weasley twins,
And the famous Chosen One.

On the ninth day of Christmas, an owl gave to me
Nine and three quarters,
Eight-legged spiders,
Seven Horcruxes,
Six DA fighters
Five golden Snitches,
Four Hogwarts Houses,
Three Deathly Hallows,
Two Weasley twins,
And the famous Chosen One.

On the tenth day of Christmas, an owl gave to me
Ten points for Neville,
Nine and three quarters,
Eight-legged spiders,
Seven Horcruxes,
Six DA fighters,
Five golden Snitches,
Four Hogwarts Houses,
Three Deathly Hallows
Two Weasley twins,
And the famous Chosen One.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, an owl gave to me
My Hogwarts letter,
Ten points for Neville,
Nine and three quarters,
Eight-legged spiders,
Seven Horcruxes,
Six DA fighters,
Five golden Snitches,
Four Hogwarts Houses,
Three Deathly Hallows,
Two Weasley twins,
And the famous Chosen One.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, an owl gave to me
Twelve, Grimmauld Place,
My Hogwarts letter,
Ten points for Neville,
Nine and three quarters,
Eight-legged spiders,
Seven Horcruxes,
Six DA fighters,
Five golden Snitches,
Four Hogwarts Houses,
Three Deathly Hallows,
Two Weasley twins,
And the famous Chosen One.

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