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CC #101: Week of September 26, 2004

CC #101: Week of September 26, 2004

Week of September 26, 2004

Rider: Don’t head into the light!
Horse: Couldn’t you have said something five-hundred years ago?! ‘Brains of the pair’…
-Alanna

Harry: I didn’t know Hogwarts ghosts could get drunk…
Ghost: Whoo! *to Ron* You’re a pretty little girly…
Harry & Hermione: *Stifling giggles* We told you your hair was too long…
Ron: *Turning red*
-Gill M.

Ghost: Maybe if I reach high enough, I’ll be able to reach those moving words…
-Melee

J.K. Rowling: ‘No, no, No! It’s the Green Flame Torch, not the Orange Flame Torch! And the title of Book Seven isn’t even about ANY Flame Torch!’
-Lucy

Horse: I feel like Paris Hilton’s dog… with all these clothes on… sheesh.
-Violet

The Quest for the Spice Channel
-Erin

Fraternity Initiation – Ghost Style
-Grizkey

‘And this week on ESPN… Ghost Basketball! Yes – the Translucent Tigers are up the court – heading for the fire basket…. Slam Dunk!’
-Grace

‘Look what the Atkins Diet did to me! I lost so much weight, I’m transparent!
-Beth

‘Well, weren’t you wondering where King Arthur went?!’
-Ashlin

The students were not impressed by the rendition of ‘The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere’ that Dumbledore had arranged for them.
-Amy

From Warner Brothers Studios and the Producers of ‘Space Jam’ comes the hippest, hoppest Looney Tunes b-ball adventure ever — ‘Ghost Jam’!
-RJ

Ghost: Who dares me to ride through this wall?!
7th Year: *To excited 1st year* He asks that same thing every night. It’s really beginning to grate now.
-Ellie

Filch: *Grumbling* ‘I don’t remember ANYTHING in my job description about cleaning up ghostly horse manure!’
-Jess

The lighting ceremony for the Ghost Olympics
-Carrie Z.

Horse: ‘For THIS I gave up the lead in ”Son of Mr. Ed”?!’
-Angelbot

THE DEMENTORS ARE COMING! THE DEMENTORS ARE COMING!
-Adrienne

And so, the question on everyone’s lips: Has somethign wicked this way come? ‘Coz that dude with a sheet over his head ain’t looking wicked!
-Laura

‘C’mon, horsey, do the disco!’
-Hannah

Hogwarts. What happens here… stays here.
-Chel

The World’s Fastest Police Chases: On Horses Part II
-Riss

‘Look – it’s Seathroughbiscuit!’
-KC

‘Watch out! Magical special effect made to waste time coming through!’
-Lynda

Scene from the controversial film ‘Bowling for Hogwarts’.
-Molly M.

Alfonso Cuaron: ‘GENIUS! I’ll put a three second scene with the Headless Hunt, and never explain it! I’m brilliant!’
-Julie K.

‘Wait! I have a caption to give you!’
-Lauren

Adelphia High Definition TV… you may not know what’s real anymore…
-Nicole

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