Week of October 24, 2004
Harry: Hey, guys? Isn’t this sort of… strange?
Twins: What do you mean?
Harry: Well, look at it this way: I’m sliding down a slide, yet not moving…
Harry: So what’s it like? You know, being twins?
Fred: It saves a lot of money.
George: Neither of us has to buy mirrors.
Harry: So it’s all in here then?
Fred: Yep. In that book, Harry, is the reason why for hundreds of years the Weasleys have worn funny hats.
George: It’s our most prized possession.
Fred: It’s a pain giving it up.
George: You need it more than we do.
Fred: Besides, we have it memorized.
Harry: Er… this is a photograph of Snape… in his boxers.
Twins: *Blush* …Wrong parchment…
Harry: ‘But why are the two dots labeled ‘’Ron” and ‘’Hermione” so close?’
Harry: By the way, thanks for letting me practice on you two, so when Ron and Hermione finally decide to get married, I will be the perfect person for the job!
‘Do these bobble hats make us look macho?’
Twins: This is guaranteed to give you hours of excitement and fun!
Harry: Er… it’s just a map.
George: Well, really, what were you expecting?
Fred: Play Wiz’s ‘Witch of the Month’?
Harry: So it’s a map that shows everybody in the school. And yet you two failed to notice that there was an extra person in your brother’s bed who would want to kill me HOW?
Harry’s introduction to Thing 1 and Thing 2
Harry: So, who are Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs?
Fred: We would tell you, but…
George: There isn’t enough…
Fred: Time in the movie. And…
George: It’s not like it’s a major plot point…
Harry: *Reading piece of paper* ‘If you ever want to see Eric again, stop pointing out obvious plotholes and taking pictures of people when they are unaware of it. –J.K. Rowling’
George: So that’s why Eric hasn’t made a caption in so long!
Fred: George, are there Dementors ahead?
George: IF there are, we’ll all be dead!
Harry: No more rhyming now, I mean it!
George: Anybody want a peanut?
Harry: Hey, how come this map has a copyright symbol in the corner?
George: WB’s rules…
Harry: ‘Aphrodite, pixie skins, conjure up the Olsen Twins! DARN! Not again! Why can’t I get this right?!’
Fred: Go on, Harry, take it. It’s yours – George and I have been meaning to give it to you.
Harry: What?! Your copy of ‘Hogwarts, A History’? Hasn’t this been in you family for years?
George: Yeah, but we feel you need it more than we do. This should finally get Hermione off your back.
Fred: ‘Oh, while we’re at it, want to buy a watch?’
The first meeting of a hot, new rock band: A Hog and Two Warts.
Fred: This is the key to our success: The Marauder’s Map.
George: Yeah. It works perfectly… except from time to time it thinks I’m Fred.