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CC #105: Week of October 24, 2004

CC #105: Week of October 24, 2004

Week of October 24, 2004

Harry: Hey, guys? Isn’t this sort of… strange?
Twins: What do you mean?
Harry: Well, look at it this way: I’m sliding down a slide, yet not moving…
-Sarah

Harry: So what’s it like? You know, being twins?
Fred: It saves a lot of money.
George: Neither of us has to buy mirrors.
-Ben

Harry: So it’s all in here then?
Fred: Yep. In that book, Harry, is the reason why for hundreds of years the Weasleys have worn funny hats.
-Harris

George: It’s our most prized possession.
Fred: It’s a pain giving it up.
George: You need it more than we do.
Fred: Besides, we have it memorized.
Harry: Er… this is a photograph of Snape… in his boxers.
Twins: *Blush* …Wrong parchment…
-toomanycurls

Harry: ‘But why are the two dots labeled ‘’Ron” and ‘’Hermione” so close?’
-Huma

Harry: By the way, thanks for letting me practice on you two, so when Ron and Hermione finally decide to get married, I will be the perfect person for the job!
-Krista

‘Do these bobble hats make us look macho?’
-Sohalia

Twins: This is guaranteed to give you hours of excitement and fun!
Harry: Er… it’s just a map.
George: Well, really, what were you expecting?
Fred: Play Wiz’s ‘Witch of the Month’?
-W.C.

Harry: So it’s a map that shows everybody in the school. And yet you two failed to notice that there was an extra person in your brother’s bed who would want to kill me HOW?
-Ellen

Harry’s introduction to Thing 1 and Thing 2
-Issykle

Harry: So, who are Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs?
Fred: We would tell you, but…
George: There isn’t enough…
Fred: Time in the movie. And…
George: It’s not like it’s a major plot point…
Fred: Shh…
-Phantesie

Harry: *Reading piece of paper* ‘If you ever want to see Eric again, stop pointing out obvious plotholes and taking pictures of people when they are unaware of it. –J.K. Rowling’
George: So that’s why Eric hasn’t made a caption in so long!
-Rebecca

Fred: George, are there Dementors ahead?
George: IF there are, we’ll all be dead!
Harry: No more rhyming now, I mean it!
George: Anybody want a peanut?
-Cathy

Harry: Hey, how come this map has a copyright symbol in the corner?
George: WB’s rules…
-Colleen

Harry: ‘Aphrodite, pixie skins, conjure up the Olsen Twins! DARN! Not again! Why can’t I get this right?!’
-Tamara

Fred: Go on, Harry, take it. It’s yours – George and I have been meaning to give it to you.
Harry: What?! Your copy of ‘Hogwarts, A History’? Hasn’t this been in you family for years?
George: Yeah, but we feel you need it more than we do. This should finally get Hermione off your back.
-Pam

Fred: ‘Oh, while we’re at it, want to buy a watch?’
-Nathan

The first meeting of a hot, new rock band: A Hog and Two Warts.
-Tee

Fred: This is the key to our success: The Marauder’s Map.
George: Yeah. It works perfectly… except from time to time it thinks I’m Fred.
-John

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