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CC #341: Week of May 5, 2013

CC #341: Week of May 5, 2013

Week of May 5, 2013

Ron: ‘Property of Lucius Malfoy’?
Harry: Hermione, you’ve got to stop stealing things from famous people!
-Sam

Hermione: *Thinking* Please give me Ryan Reynolds shirtless. Please, please, please!
-Kayla

Ron: There’s a grumbling sound and it’s not coming from this thing…
Hermione: I know where it’s coming from.
Ron: Where?
Harry: Your stomach!
-Hazelnuts

Ron: Wow. Dumbledore’s magic green lantern… with which I can summon anything I want!
Minister: But remember… only one thing.
Ron: *Dreamily* Yah…
Harry: Ok. Which Horcrux should we summon?
Hermione: Well…
Ron: I summon a beef sandwich!
*Sandwich appears*
Hermione: Ron!!!
Ron: What? I was hungry.
-Amy

Scrimgeour: ‘To Ronald Bilius Weasley, I leave my entire collection of superhero memorabilia…’
-Nina

Ron: This is for ME? Finally, it’s acknowledged that I am an individual person instead of just ‘Harry’s sidekick’! Finally, I get an awesome thing which Harry doesn’t get!
Scrimgeour: I’m sorry, my mistake… that was meant for Harry.
-Sam

Little did the trio know, Ron was holding the 8th Horcrux – Tom Riddle’s night light.
-RayRay

In brightest day, in blackest night,
Death eaters shan’t escape my sight.
Let those who worship the Dark Lord’s might,
Beware for my Deluminator’s light!

-Aldrin

…and Hermione thought the Guardians lowered the bar after giving G’nort a power ring…
-Jon Robert

Minister: ‘First, to Ronald Bilius Weasley, I leave my lantern in the hopes that he will fill the role of the Green Lantern with pride and honor.’
Ron: OMG – I am Ryan Reynolds.
-Bailey

Hermione: So. Our Comic Con characters are settled. I’m going as Hawkgirl, Harry is Clark Kent, Ron is Guy Gardner and Rufus is Jor-El.
Ron: But I wanted to be The Flash.
Harry: It’s not too late to get you an Aquaman costume, you know…
Ron: Okay, I’ll shut up.
-Jason

Ron discovers the Ministry’s stock of Avada Kedavra.
-‘laine

Scrimgeour: It’s glowing! That means you’ve been chosen, Mr. Weasley!
Ron: All right! Wait… what have I been chosen for?
Scrimgeour: Uh… I think it’ll be kinder if I tell you tomorrow. By the way – do you happen to own a hazmat suit?
-Sam

Ron: ‘Well… I did tell Dumbledore once that I liked camping…’
-Biff

Hermione: ‘Ron, it’s a Wizarding Irish Lucky Charm… apparently Professor Dumbledore wanted it to rub off on you.’
-Tna

‘Oh, man… no fair! I wanted Mjolnir!’
-Zemmer

Ron: *Whispers* ‘Harry, I think he nicked the stuff Dumbledore left for us! This is just some old rubbish from my dad’s old office!
-Roger S.

Ron: ‘Harry – you still have that eBay account?’
-Biff

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