11 Comebacks to Use when Voldemort Says He’s Going to Kill You
If nothing else, you’ll definitely be killed! =P
- “What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind.”
- “Oh, ha ha, you got me!! Am I on Punk’d? Where’s the camera guy, huh? Where!?”
- “Wow, you’re even dumber than you look, and that’s saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they’re about to do?! I’m ready for you now!!” *Prepare yourself by getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*
- “And she’s all ‘F.Y.I., he’s so into me and not you.’ and I’m all ‘Yeah, right, whatever.’ Oh, I’m sorry! Did you say something?”
- “Why do you have to be so mean?!” *produce fake tears and throw a tantrum*
- “Uh, I’m not here right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEP!!!” *take off running*
- *cackle with laughter* “You sound like a girl ! Hey honey, come listen to this guy talk!”
- “My dear snake-man, I must say your manners are quite poor. I have just the thing!” *put on record and sing along* ‘Please – say – please – and – thank you for saying thank you!’
- “Are you a joke? Clearly you’re a joke!”
- “I’m sensing some self-confidence problems. I hear they have an excellent psychiatric ward at St. Mungo’s…and while you’re there, maybe you could have them do something about your nose.”
- “Oh yeah, and you’ve told Harry that how many times now? I’m soooooo scared!”
Submitted by: Ravenclaw4life
