Because the wait between films is a couple years long…
- Uses magic spell to convince store clerk to sell him beef and cigarettes.
- Character’s trademark lightning-bolt scar is now obscured by liver spots.
- He flies around on a magic walker.
- New movie includes several scenes of Harry shouting at neighborhood kids to get off his lawn.
- Title of his next movie: “Harry Potter and the Quest to see Cameron Diaz Naked”.
- Harry won’t shut up about how baseball hasn’t been the same since the Dodgers left Brooklyn.
- Demi Moore has stopped visiting the set.
- He’s the new spokesman for Lipitor.
- 70 percent of his lines: “What’d you say?”
- He’s often mistaken for Letterman.
Originally appearing on: “The Late Show with David Letterman”