CC #001: Week of October 20, 2002


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‘These tight pants are killing me…but don’t I look great in them?’
-Chitra


‘I’m a little teapot, short and stout…’
-Jen, Laura and Isabelle


‘My pants are too tight, this glove is irritating, and I’ve got too much mousse in my hair. Now, I’m going to tell you one more time:Get that camera out of here before I get all medieval on you!
-Divi


‘Just as a I suspected, I look very good when I do this!’
-JoFaye


‘Someone get the camera–this would make a great photo for my next book!’
-Alicia


‘Does this pose make me look sexy?
-Marianya


‘…Now, everyone, stand back; I am going to attempt to cure Eloise Midgen’s acne…’
-Morgoth


‘My name is Gilderoy Lockhart. You killed my father–Prepare to die.’
-cbjedi


*Slurred*’Ohhh beee nice, you meeeaaan old maannn…’
-wjhammon


‘…And if I hear one more joke from anybody about my trousers, you’ll find yourself in Flying With The Pixies before you can say Expelliarmus!
-Nicola

 

 

 

 


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Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.