CC #005: Week of November 17, 2002

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Lucius: This is my natural hair color, I assure you.
Harry: Yeah, sure…
Albus: That will do, Harry, we all know he bleaches his hair. Now, about this diary…
-Shalana

Lucius: For your information, Potter, that ribbon in my hair was very fashionable. Right, Albus?
Albus: Yes, Lucius. Er.. I wear one all the time…
-Mary/Brent

‘See, Harry? That’s how you blow smoke in the figure of a speech bubble…’
-Lizzie and Sarah

Lucius: Let us hope that Mr. Potter will.. Is that a Martha Stewart cookbook?
Albus: Yes, but… that’s… not your line…
-Hallie

‘Boy, it’s against the law to use a sword under the age of fifteen. Sorry, I’ll have to charge you…
-Jemma

‘Understand this, Potter: I am not trying to look, or even sound like Dumbledore in hopes of gaining power. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a three-foot long beard and a soft voice to come by…’
-Stacey

‘I don’t care how much deodorant you put on today, but rolling around in chambers with Slytherin’s heir really scented you with rotten eggs!‘
-Erin

‘HA! Little do these two know that I play both Lucius AND Narcissa in the fourth movie! Wait, did I just say that out loud…?’
-Brent

‘What do you mean you couldn’t get me in with Gilderoy Lockhart? Doesn’t he know how big of a fan I am?!’
-Hillarie

‘My sword is bigger than yours…’
-Sheha

‘One phrase, Potter: Lather, Rinse, Repeat.’
-Ducky

‘Do not glare at me as you do my son, Boy. I am much older, suaver, and sexier than Draco, and deserve much more than a glare!‘
-Meg

‘You don’t have enough hair for this scene, Potter, get out.’
-Rikki

Lucius: Let us hope.. Excuse me, what’s that stench?
Albus: heh.. sorry there!
-Ginni & Mike

‘Little do you know, boy, that Dobby is mooning you this very instant.’
-Eric [Staff]

‘Harry, I am your father.’
-Emerson [Staff]