CC #009: Week of December 15, 2002


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‘M..m..Michael Jackson…House-Elf….Window!
-Laura


‘That darn poltergeist switched the tp with sandpaper!
-Chai


Quirrell: Dumbledore! I just saw the second movie and… I’M NOT IN IT!
Albus: But remember, Professor, you died at the end of the first movie…
Harry: How’d you come back anyway?
Quirrell: very suspiciously* I have my ways….
-Sarah


The Daily Prophet Reports: Despite how long he ran, it wasn’t long before Professor Quirrell was arrested by the fashion police and charged with acts regarding his turban.
-John


‘Hurry! Hagrid’s eaten one of the Olsen Twins!
-Ryanne


Hermione: What’s wrong with Professor Quirrell?!?
Harry: I don’t know, but he should be the new sports teacher; did you see how fast he ran in here?
-Rachel


Quirrell: Basilisk, basilisk in the dungeon!
Albus: ..Next year, professor…
Quirrell: Oh..
-Rithi


Chris: Quick! Cue in Vangelis!
-Joanne


‘Plunger! Where’s the Plunger?!?’
-Amanda


‘I’m beating Snape in the 100 meter dash!
-Paul


‘The Amerians are coming! The Americans are coming!
-Aaron


‘Do NOT – go in there!
-Destinie


‘Taxi!’
-Crystal

 

 

 

 


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Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time he’s presided over a number of sections including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the Crazy Caption Contest, which is recently revived. Eric is a hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.