CC #008: Week of December 8, 2002

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Dudley: Is that.. the fifth Harry Potter book!
Petunia: Duddeykins, the door to the bookstore is over here. This isn’t a movie, you can’t just magically slip through the glass…
-Unknown

‘I want to be a wizard, too, Hagrid! I can finally enjoy a real feast!‘
-Skhi

Petunia: Duddeykins, be careful. If you make that face long enough, it’ll stick…
Dudley: I know, it already has….
-Chrissy

Fat and Cuddly Muggles for sale. No exchanges or returns, all transactions final.
-Chrissy

Harry: Simon says, ‘throw your hands up in the air’.
-Joel

‘Alright! Don’t shoot me! I’ll give back the Eclaires!’
-Dave

‘Crikey! Look at this snake! Rumour has it that it is very big, and can squish you… I can’t give you any more information as I’ve… I’ve forgotten my lines…’
-Becky

Dudley: Oh, Daddy, buy me those pastries over there!
Vernon: Ah, I’d rather not, Dudley. You’d best cut back on the sweets.
Dudley: Daddy NOW!
Vernon: Clerk, I’d like to buy those… He’s really a fine boy, he’s just had a sugar rush.
Clerk: It looks like he has them alot…
-Elisa

‘Look, Mummy, it’s the other white meat!’
-Rebecca

‘Stop, stop stop! You’re going to poke someone’s eye out! Besides, you were saying it wrong: It’s tomAto, not tomOto.’
-Tina

‘I’m going to bed before you come up with another idea to get me killed, or worse: On another diet!‘
-Eliz

‘Spirit fingers, everyone!’
-Lorie

‘Do you see these long fingernails, Harry? Yeah, I’m the real reason you have that scar!’
-Eric D.

‘That’s ten. Ten years my family has been mistreating Harry! MWAHAHAHAHA! *thunder and lightning*
-Emily

‘It’s the last golden ticket, and it’s MINE!‘
-Bryan