CC #013: Week of January 12, 2003

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Ron: Harry! I’ve got Book Five, can you believe it?!? It was in the Restricted Section until June 21st the WHOLE time!
Harry: Uh…Ron…
Ron: And I will be the first one to read it! Nobody will be able to take it away from me! Having it makes me feel stronger, braver… I could even tell Snape what he deserves!
Snape: Really?
Ron: *squeak*

Snape: Tell me, how do I look in this color?
Harry: Well, it’s not that good..
Snape: 100 points from Gryffindor!
Harry: I like it!
Snape: 200 more for trying to get your other hundred points back!
Harry: I really do!
Snape: 300 more!
Harry: bu-
Ron: Shut up, Harry!

Snape: So, you thought I wouldn’t see last week’s ‘Eric’s Caption’?
Harry: uh-oh…
Ron: Run, Eric, RUN!

Snape: Knock, knock!
Ron: Who’s there…?
Snape: Orange!
Ron: …Orraaannggee wwhhooo?
Snape: Orange you glad I didn’t take 50 points from Gryffindor?
Ron: Yeah!
Snape: Too bad, 60 points!

Snape: Potter, Weasley.. *higher voice* I’m pregnant! Want to feel it kicking?
Ron: What the hell?

Snape: Come, Extremely-Poor-Red-Haired Boy! To the Snapemobile!
Harry: Rrriiiiggghht

Snape: What are three young Gryffindors such as yourselves doing inside on a day like this?
Ron: Very funny, Harry, you sounded exactly like Snape!
Harry: Ron..

Snape: I received your letter, Mr. Weasley, and I don’t think our relationship will work. Ten points from Gryffindor!
Ron: That letter was supposed to be for Hermione!
Harry: …WHAT?

Snape: Weasley, how do you get your hair so silky and radiant?
Ron: Uh…er..
Harry: Did you ever try washing it?
Snape: Excellent idea, Potter! But, as that was an insult to my personal hygeine, ten points from Gryffindor!
Ron: But… but..!

Snape: Hello, Clarice..
Ron: How’d he find out my middle name?!

Snape: Is that an enchanted map?
Ron: Oh no!
Harry: Ron, we don’t get the Marauder’s Map until the third year..
Snape: Detention for having a map that has not been given to you yet..
Both: What?!

‘Hurry up, Rupert! We have to finish these movies before you have beards as white as Dumbledore’s!

Snape: hmm… maybe I’ll stick this ‘kick me’ sign on Weasley’s back and say Potter did it.. that‘d get him expelled..

Snape: Weasley, does ‘dandriff’ mean anything to you?
Harry: As much as I hate to say it, he’s right! I sometimes think Hedwig dropped a feather on your head, that’s how big the flakes are!

Snape: Mr. Weasley, I heard what you said to Miss Granger at the end of last year!
Ron: Who told him?!

Snape: I’m going to count to three.. there will not be a four. Now, give me my detonators.
Ron: What?
Snape: Oh, sorry, practicing for the Broadway production of Die Hard!
-Eric [Staff]





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Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.