CC #028: Week of April 27, 2003
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Spidey: Hello, I’m Professor Spider-Man. I’ll be taking up the DADA class after Professor Moody leaves… what’s wrong with him?
Harry: He’s been terrified of spiders since 2nd Year…
-Callie
Ron: H-H-Harry?
Harry: I know, I see it too!
Ron: What is that thing, Harry? It’s like a spider!
Hary: Oh, it’s worse than a spider…
Ron: It is?
Harry: Oh, yes it is. Yes it is!
Ron: What is it then?!?
Harry: Spider-MAN!
Both: AAARRRGGGHH!!!
Spidey: Am I really that frightening? Wow, I didn’t notice…
-Serena
Harry: *Walking with Ron into the hollow* I hate being in the Caption Contest.. Why can’t they take pictures of Malfoy, or Professor Dumbledore, or… SPIDER-MAN?!?
Ron: Hey, great idea!
Harry: *points*
All: *at once* Can I have your autograph?!?
-ChoCho
Dan: Chris, why is Spider-Man here?
Chris: Didn’t we tell you? Aragog quit so Spidey’s here to take his place.
Ron: Oh, no! My dream is coming true! Spider-Man came on the set and now he’s going to wrap me up with his web stringy stuff, AAAAH!
-Haley
Ron: Uhh.. Mr. Spider-Man, sir, can you tell us … wh..where…
Harry: Can you tell us where Waldo is?
-Budan
Ron: ‘WHY can’t you be Butterfly-Man?!?’
-Lauren (Variation by Evenstar)
Spider-Man: Spider-Sense is tingling!
Harry: My Harry-Sense is tingling!
Ron: My Poor-kid-who-has-a-stupid-rat-and-provides-good-humor-Sense is tingling!
-David
Spidey: You’re wizards, eh? Well can you do this? *lifts wrist and web shoots out*
Harry: No… but I can do this! *lifts wand and transforms Spider-Man into a sofa cushion*
Spidey: Aaaah!
Harry: Now does he look scary to you, Ron?
*Throws cushion at spiders and runs*
Ron: *Runs with Harry as they scream like morons*
-Reddie
Harry: ‘Hey, Ron, his chest is bigger than Hermione‘s ! *poke* Do you work out?’
-Brendan and Shannon
Spidey: Hi! I’m your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!
Harry : I know! And you’re also Peter Parker!
Spidey: How did you know that?
Harry: I’ve stolen ALL of Dudley’s comic books!
Spidey: Oh, well.. is there anything I can help you with?
Harry: No thanks, I have everything under control.
Spidey: What about your friend?
Harry: Oh, Ron? He’s *whispers* arachnaphobic…
Spidey: *Grins and wraps Ron’s legs up in web*
Ron: *Wimpers*
-Gemma
Ron: Are you sure this is the right – Woah, who are you?
Spidey: , I’m your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!
Harry: What are you doing in this movie?
Spidey: I’m looking for this mean goblin, kinda green, who flies around on a glider.. have you seen him?
Harry: The only goblins we know are working at Gringotts Bank…
Spidey: He’s holding up a bank?!? Thanks for the tip, citizens, don’t stay out too late! *swings away*
Ron: He’s kind of daft if you ask me…
Harry: Must be wearing the mask too tight…
-Sham
Ron: There’s only one thing I fear more than spiders…
Harry: What’s that?
Ron: Men who wear tight pants.. .
-Alanna
A scene from ‘Harry Potter and the Revenge of the Jealous Superheros‘
-Shana
Spider-Man: America!
Ron and Harry: England!
Spider-Man: AMERICA
Ron and Harry: ENGLAND!
Chris: What are you doing?
Harry: We’re debating over which country is better!
Chris: Hey, if you want to argue with the Land of the Free, you’re fired!
Ron: That’s what we get with an American director…
-Whit
Harry: Aragog! There’s something different about you! New haircut or something?
Ron: No, Harry, he’s just been making out with Kirsten Dunst…
-Susan
Spider-Man: I’m Ravenclaw’s new superhero! Superman is Gryffindor’s superhero, and Batman is the Hufflepuff’s superhero!
Harry: Who is Slytherin’s new superhero?
Spider-Man: Wonder-Woman..
-Morgan
Ron: ‘Harry, you berk! Scabbers was PETER PETTIGREW, not PETER PARKER!‘
-Eloise
Spidey: My Spider-Senses are tingling!
Ron: *whispers* It must be mating season…
-Sammy
Spidey: I saw the Bat Signal, Batman was too busy. Something about the Batmobile eloping with a wild flying car…
Ron: ….
-Chaz
‘I don’t care if you’re Harry Potter,OR that you defeated the Dark Lord Voldemort! You STILL can’t kiss Kirsten Dunst!!!’
-Feyth
Harry: A Muggle wearing a brightly-colored spandex jumpsuit… this can only mean one thing…
Ron: *screams* AAAH! Richard Simmons!
Richard: Hi, boys ! Time to burn off all those Treacle Tarts and Chocolate Frogs! …Today we’re dancing to ‘Hits of the 50’s’!!!
Harry: Now I understand why they call this the Forbidden Forest! Where’s Aragog when you need him?!?
-Elle
‘You know, if you took Ginny to the Yule Ball in Book Seven, we could have quite the biggest blockbuster!’
-Ray
Ron: How do you breathe in there?
Harry: Shh! Don’t ruin the scene!
Spidey: Actually, it’s quite easy. All you have to do is… wait.. *falls down and suffocates*
-Christie
Harry: Ron, I think Fred and George have been playing with your toys again…
Ron: What do you mean?
Harry: Look at him!
Ron: Oh, no, that was Ginny’s old barbie doll.
Harry: Oh…
-Peach
Aragog: Uh.. this is my nephew… he’s very disturbed… meeting strangers upsets him.. That’s why I kept him upstairs…
Harry: Now where did I hear that one before?
-Domingo
Spidey: I can throw webs from my hands, I can climb on walls, and I can fly! What can you do?
Harry: I can.. make stuff float, turn into people.. and light the end of my wand.
Spidey: What about your friend?
Harry: He just stands there.. whining non-stop.
-Bobby
Spidey: Do you know where I can find the Hufflepuff Common Room?
Harry: Dude, that joke is totally over, man…
-Harvey
Spidey: My enemy is big, green, and has an evil insane laugh!
Harry: Mine killed my parents.
Spidey: Dangit, you win!
-Rob
Eric: ‘Hey, Harry, does this Spidey costume make me look fat?‘
-Arete
Harry: I see, I understand.. I don’t know why!
Ron: Indeed. It’s scary to think about it any other way.
Harry: Yes, just imagine there being a Speech Bubble for someone who doesn’t even have a visible mouth!!!
-Lusine
Ron: Wow! It’s Spider-Man!
Harry: Hey, Spidey, you’ve got something on your shirt…
Spidey : *looks down*
Harry: *flogs Spidey’s nose* HA! GOTCHA!
-Breanna
