CC #029: Week of May 4, 2003

⬇️⬇️ Scroll down in the below area to read all captions from this week! ⬇️⬇️

-Kersten and Hayley

Tom: ‘So this is what Dumbledore sends as his great defender: An old hat and a giant chicken?

Chris: ‘Hey, Dan, meet your replacement for Goblet of Fire!’

‘You’re not Fawkes?!?’

Riddle: *makes chicken noises* Poultrytongue won’t save you now, Potter, it only obeys ME!!!

Harry: Why is there a chicken here?
Riddle: I’ve been in a diary for fifty years, don’t you think I might get hungry?!?
Harry: Hmm… Can I have some?

This week’s menu:
Appetizer: Ginny Weasley
Main Course: Harry Potter (The Boy Who Lived)


Harry: Giant chicken? What happened to the basilisk?!?
Chicken: He had a gig in LA, something about ‘Anaconda 2’.. So if you could pretend I’m 100 feet long, have killer eyes, and a keen sense of smell, then that would really be wonderful. I really need this on my job list, I’m trying to become the lead actor in the new upcoming movie ‘Attack of the Giant Poultry’…

Harry: *In a low, scared voice* ‘Hagrid… you never told me about this one…’
-Mira and Leena

Harry: ‘Anyone up for some Green Chicken and Ham?’

‘Well, Fawkes was having a Burning Day and Dumbledore had to organize a last minute replacement….’

Ron Weasley in his rightful form…


‘Ok, I might have joked about you crossing a road, but this has gone too far…’

‘Um, what is that? It’s not supposed to be a chicken?!? I talk to snakes, not chickens! Someone fire the computer effects guy!!!’

‘Wow! A giant chicken! Now all I need is a moustache, and all my dreams will have come true!

‘Harry *BERKOK* Potter!!!!!!!’

Harry: So.. The chicken crossed the road… to terrorize a school filled with almost helpless children and to get me into the Chamber of Secrets?
Chicken: Yeah…

‘Duck, duck, duck…’

Chicken: *thinking* ‘Ahh, Wizard: the other white meat…’

J.K. Rowling’s new sequel: Harry Potter and the Attack of the Giant Green Chicken

‘Hey, Chris! Fred and George have been messing around with the props again!!!’

‘I don’t think I ever fully got over my addiction to Skele-Gro…’

‘You killed Ginny, you stupid big bird that doesn’t even show up until you stare at the picture for an hour…!!!’

Harry: ‘Ah, I eat birds like you for dinner!!!’

Harry: ‘Wow, I was right all along… I knew that all Slytherins were chickens!!!’

Ginny: *Gasp* Who is that?!?
Harry: That’s Fawkes… he’s no ordinary bird…
Ginny: I can see that! His eggs could feed my entire family!!!





Return to Caption Contest Home

Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.