CC #036: Week of June 22, 2003

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Dobby: Harry Potter, sir! Did you know light travels faster than sound?
Harry: So that’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak!
-Nikki

Dobby: How’s life, Harry, sir?
Harry: Last night I played Poker with Tarot cards…
Dobby: How did that go, Sir?
Harry: I got a full house and four people died…
-Nikki

Dobby: Dobby knew of Harry Potter’s greatness, but Dobby never knew of his…
Harry: Dobby! At least close your eyes when I’m getting dressed!
-Danielle K

I know they all look like house elves, sir. Dobby’s not very good at shadow puppets…
-Scott

‘Yes, Dobby is quite active for being a little orange ball on a stick, Harry Potter.’
-Robert A

Dobby: Can you see him too? That little colorless elf who keeps following me up and down your bed right next to the wall?
Harry: Dobby, I’m pretty sure that’s your shadow.
Dobby: Oh, well you’d better watch out for my shadow, because every time I lift my arm he tries to snatch your tie!
-Shellie

‘Oh, no! Dobby is sorry, sir, but Dobby is the one who stole the cookies from the cookie jar! You’ve caught me!’
-Lex

Dobby: Harry Potter, Dobby has come to… *gasps-look of horror on face*
Harry: What?
Dobby: There’s something on your forehead!
-Laura J.

Harry: DOBBY?! What are you doing in my bedroom?!
Dobby: Dobby has come to warn you, sir. Harry Potter is not to return to Hogwarts!
Harry: ‘Why not?’
Dobby: Because, sir, if Harry Potter does return, he will meet his doom!
Harry: Dobby, I already met Lockhart last week…
Dobby: Oh.
-Seanna

Harry had one of those days when you wake up, and can’t believe what you’ve woken up next to.
-Ttrescothick

Dobby: ‘Dobby has friends, yes, yes he does! Dobby was just telling his shadow about how much Gollum liked him!’
-FrOsTyKiTtY1008

Dobby: Mister Harry Potter, Sir!
Harry: What do you want?
Dobby: Well, sir, Dobby was hoping you could point him in the direction of the bathroom, Sir….
-Meg

Frodo Baggins! Such an honor it is!
-Soobi Khan

‘Ah, Harry Potter is lucky, sir, for Dobby just put his pillowcase back on!’
-Sara

Harry: Dobby, how could you?!
Dobby: Dobby didn’t do it…Dobby swears…Dobby didn’t send your caption to the suggestion box!
-Arielle

Harry: Dobby the House Elf! Such an honor it is! *Takes a deep bow*
Dobby: Who are you?
Harry: Harry, sir. Harry Potter.
Dobby: Not to be rude or anything, but this isn’t a great time for me to have The Boy Who Lived in my bedroom.
Harry: Yes, sir. Harry understands. It’s just that Harry Potter has come to tell you to.-.-.get out of my room!!!!
Dobby: Oh, man! Dobby thought his mind trick would work perfectly on Harry Potter!!
-Bridget

And from out of nowhere, came the house elf…
-Hermione-Chantal

Harry: ‘I present Dobby, The Mexican Jumping Bean!!’
-Nikki

‘Honestly, Dobby isn’t doing what you think he is…’
-Tia

Dobby: ‘Whatever Dobby did, Dobby didn’t do it!’
-Stephy J

‘Dobby told Harry Potter not to disturb Dobby when Dobby is cleaning Harry Potter’s room, sir!’
-Sara Z.

*Harry walks into his room*
Harry: What the…?
Dobby: Harry Potter! Such an honor it is! I am Dobby, sir. Dobby the house elf.
Harry: Wait a minute… what are you doing with my socks?
Dobby: Dobby has heard of your greatness, sir, but never has Dobby smelled socks so heroic!
Harry: Dobby, give me those, now!
Dobby: NO!
-Sara

‘…You were expecting… maybe.. Yoda?‘
-Lindsay

Dobby: Two little house elves jumping on the bed – One fell off and broke his..! *gasp* Harry Potter, sir!
Harry: Dobby, I thought I told you already… No more house elves jumping on my bed!!
-Amanda N.

‘Dobby is sorry, sir. Dobby only wanted to borrow your tie for the Phoenix release party!’
-Tracy

Harry: Um… what are you doing in my room?
Dobby: Dobby is here to warn you to change your calendar…
Harry: WHY?!
Dobby: It is a month behind schedule and you just missed your train to Hogwarts…
Harry: WHAT?
Dobby: Oh, and your tie is sooo out of style.. the new look is the Pillow Case!!!
-Alyssa L.

Dobby: Dobby has heard, sir, there are rumours that Dobby dies in the fifth book? Is it true, Sir?!
Harry: *under his breath* I hope so…
-J. Perez

Man: ‘What are you doing in my room?!’
Dobby: You’re…you’re not Harry Potter…!
-Angelina

‘Wooooowww, is that a Playstation 2? I only have a Nintendo 64… lucky duck!‘
-Colleen

Harry: Dobby, what are you doing in…
Dobby: Sorry, sir! Dobby needed a bed to jump on..
Harry: But we’re supposed to have our meetings in here!
Dobby: Well, sir… there’s a spacious girls’ bathroom on the second floor…?
-Eric [Staff]