CC #038: Week of July 6, 2003


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Harry walked through this door just by chance,
But more than enough was his one glance.
The only thing more disturbing than blown up aunts,
Is watching Dudley try on short pants!

-Allison


Harry: *freezes in his steps* Why do I always feel like Dudley is right behind me, looking over my shoulder? Is he really? Nah, I think I’m becoming paranoid…
-Taemee


Harry: Crap, I looked at the camera again!
-Rachel


Dan: I think I’ve just swallowed my speech bubble…
-Vida


‘Ready or not, here I come…’
-Cait


Harry: So this is where they put the captions that didn’t make it…
-Sarah S


And then Harry realized he had left his unread copy of Order of the Phoenix on the Hogwarts Express…
-Matami


Where will you be when your laxative starts working?
-Flickxx


Dan: Okay…I’m staring at an orange ball on a stick, people…
-Vida


Columbus: No, Dan! You’re supposed to look happy in this scene!
Dan: Sorry, Chris. I’ve been taking expression lessons from Rupert
-Jackie


Harry: Hermione! Ron! When I said ‘get a room’ I didn’t mean mine!
-Verakaz


Harry: Dobby, I’m not Percy ya know! I know what a joke is!! You don’t have to dance around half-naked wearing only a tea cozy
-Steph


Harry: ‘Uncle Vernon?! Aunt Petunia?! Mrs. Figg?!’
Vernon: *flustered* ‘Uh… go back to your room, boy!
Mrs. Figg: ‘No, Vernon it’s quite alright he can join.’
Harry: ‘Yay! Can I be the top hat or the little doggie?’
-Cody


Harry looked into the mirror. He suddenly stumbled back. ‘It can’t be…, Harry said to himself, ‘My eyes… their blue!
-Cleodel


Traumatized after walking in on Uncle Vernon getting dressed, Harry knew he’d never eat jello again
-Charlie


…And out of nowhere came The-Boy-Who-Lived…
-Anarvnclaw


Harry: ERIC?! What are you doing in my room?
Eric: shhh! I’m not allowed to be mentioned in the Caption Contest anymore!
-Ry


‘So this is where all the speech bubbles are!’
-Fi


Harry: Er, Dobby… I think you’ve misunderstood the phrase ‘stripping the bed’.
-Louisa


This time, Dobby brought Winky with him…
-AMH


Umbridge: See Harry, this is what we do to people who put their entries in the suggestion box!
Harry: *gulp*
-Marian


Harry: *opens door to the Department of Mysteries*
Chris Tarrant: So, let’s play … ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’!
Ron: Is this it?
Harry: Nope!
Ron: But you told me –
Harry: Yeah, that was another dream, Ron.
-Melissa


‘Maybe I should knock next time…’
-Triadsballplaya88


‘Oh my gosh, there’s an elf on my bed and I forgot to make my Christmas list!
-Aaron


Harry: ‘Now, what did I come in here for?’
-Tbanana3


Harry: So Hermione, you’re the one who stole the cookies from the cookie jar!?!
-Hgirl


Harry: Dobby! Why have you grown so tall all of a sudden?
Eric: But-I’m –
Harry: And why are you holding that Muggle camera?
Eric: But- I’m not Do-
Harry: And what have you done to your face?!? You look terrible!
Eric: But, I’m not Dobby! I’m E-
Harry: Oh yeah, and have you seen Eric the caption man? I’m going to strangle him for making sell girl-scout cookies a few weeks ago.
Eric: Uhhhh….*squeaky voice* Harry Potter sir! Such an honor it is!
-Andrea


Harry: Is that…? It can’t be…Waldo?
-Ani


Harry: Woah there, Dobby! Now… now just reach for the loin-cloth… Tie it around your waist. Waist, waist! Not head, Waist!
-Samantha

 

 

 

 


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Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time he’s presided over a number of sections including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the Crazy Caption Contest, which is recently revived. Eric is a hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.