CC #174: Week of March 12, 2006

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Molly Weasley (Mrs. Potts): You know, it’s not so bad being transfigured into a teapot…
Fleur (The Feather Duster): Or a duster!
Molly: Yes dear, but she could have just ASKED us to leave her alone with him…

Krum: All of this… …is yours!
Hermione: *Swoons* Oh, Vicky!
Krum: I’ll expect a report on each book by next Monday. *Clicks heels and walks away*
Hermione: …I think I’m in love….!

Lumiere: *Stares in amazement* Wow, that girl, she eez most-a beautifoll… I vould love to be danzing viss her… Eh-hem. Pardon me while I go burn zat guy’s coat…
-Leslie Jo

Being wildly jealous but short on cash, this was the best hit squad Ron could hire.
-Swanson Bros.

‘Tale as old as time,
Song as old as rhyme,
Book-worm and the beast.


‘Tale as old as time,
Song as old as rhyme,
Seeker and the Geek…


*Sung to the tune of ‘Be our Guest’*
‘Viktor Krum, Viktor Krum, thinks he’s cool, but he’s ho-hum –
Couldn’t even say ‘Hermione’ without tripping on his tongue –
He’s no prince, he’s no Ron, he’s no Harry, he’s a drag –
He’s a Durmstrang, she’s a bookworm, he’s a bore, and she’s a nag….’


Lumiere: Vhen I said ‘Be our Guest,’ I didn’t really mean it…
Cogsworth: Precisely! Their movie has made 4,238,812,115,191 more dollars than ours!
Everyone: *Stares at clock*
Cogsworth: What?!

Mrs. Potts: There may be something there that wasn’t there before…
Chip: What’s there Momma?
Cogsworth: Ron. He’s spying on them jealously from the balcony.
Chip: Aren’t we spying too?
All: …. …. ….

Clock: GOOD GOD! That man in the red just killed the beast and turned him into a cape!
Candelstick: And now he’s got Belle!
Duster: Zis eez better than Saw II…

Hermione: *Thinking* Hmm… I wonder if those household appliances have rights… weekends off… decent pay… Maybe I should start SPWIO – the Society for the Protection of Inanimate Working Objects…

Hermione: Viktor, I love it. You are giving me an engagment library?!? Of course I`ll marry you!

Teapot: ‘I mean, would one extra Caption Picture be much use? Can you only split your Caption contest once? Wouldn’t it be better, make you stronger, to have your Caption Contest in more pieces? I mean, for instance, isn’t seven the most powerfully magical number, wouldn’t seven -?’





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Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.