CC #176: Week of March 20, 2006

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Mario: ‘Wow! I guess Bowser’s application to the council to have his castle refurbished was successful…’
-Jake A. Ralphing

Luigi: It’s a plumbing marvel!
Mario: Careful, I’ve heard that giant snakes crawl all up in them.
Luigi: Is that all?!
-Figgy S.

Mario and Luigi have just arrived for their new job after Filch quits
Mario: ‘There you are Luigi… Hogwarts Castle. 52 bathrooms, 213 separate cubicles, and 5000 square metres of mopable floors. Oh, and one extremely enchanted sink.’
-Jared H.

Mario and Luigi land on Hogwart’s grounds and turn to look at the castle.
Mario: I know our mission! There’s a princess trapped in that castle!
Luigi: No…. I think it’s a giant plumbing problem that we’re after.
Myrtle: *Squeals and takes both by the arm* You can both share my toilet!

Mario: .Wow, Bowser’s career as a real-estate agent has really taken off…’

Mario: ‘This beats the pants off the haunted mansion!’

Luigi: Hey, Mario. I don’t think we’re in Brooklyn anymore….
Mario: This is the last time I let you follow a whining ghost down a pipe.

Preview of movie 7: Hagrid’s clan of giant brothers come to Hogwarts.





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Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.