CC #180: Week of April 16, 2006


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Since all the boys had grown long hair for GoF, Fred decided it was time to start sniffing for the best type of shampoo…
-Kezzie


Fred and George’s trip to Madame Tassauds in the smartest witch section.
-Cherry


Hermione has one of those ‘Angel&Devil on the Shoulder’ moments…
-Ashleigh


Fred: Maybe if I keep hiding behind Hermione, George won’t see me…
George: Hermione, have you seen Fred?
Hermione: *Thinking* Not again…why am I always used for hide and seek?! *Frowns* If you don’t leave me alone, BOTH of you, I’m going to throw the dictionary I’m reading at your oversized craniums…. THEN we’ll see who tries to use me as a hiding place!!!
-Susan


Hermione calmly demonstrated to Fred & George Weasley that a well-placed and precisely-handled set of Muggle pliers are more grieviously painful then any Unforgivable Curse.
-MX-13


Fred: *To Hermione* You know, if you listen really carefully, you can hear the ocean!
Hermione: All I can hear is George trying to blow in my ear. You are so immature!
-Anna


Fred: Hmmm… definately an air of Kate Moss about her…
George: No, she’s isn’t beautiful… just pretty by a normal yardstick-
Fred: Yardstick? British, here.
George: Well, I don’t know the conversion-
Fred: At any rate, she’s good looking-
Hermione: Why don’t you two go and marry Simon Walters?
George: …
Fred: Does he look like Kate Moss?!
-Ellisa


Hermione: *Thinking* Which one should I slap first?
-Andrea


George: A Pinch and a squeeze and a tropical breeze.
Fred: *Makes blowing noises*
Hermione: Honestly!
-S’Ex-gf


Fred and George had gone too far when they turned the whole great hall blue and sang ‘Blue Christmas’ to all the girls around.
-Mallory


Fred: YES!!! BLIMEY GEORGE, IT WORKED!!!!
Neville: What worked?
George: We gave Hermione one of our enchanted-frozen-sleep-pills!!
Neville: Cool! How do you un-freeze her?
George: …
Fred: Er…
-RoXtar


When Dr. Seuss and J. K. Rowling collide.
Cat in the Hat: ‘Miss Granger, meet Thing One and Thing Two!’
-Caitlin


Fred: What are you doing, Hermione?
Hermione: Quiet! I’m practicing for the Look of Disdain Contest! I’ve won three times in a row, and I need to uphold my title…
-RuthJulia


After six out of seven of the wrong Weasley’s had asked her out, Hermione wondered if now was the time to invest in a flashing neon sign, or an anvil.
-Rose


Fred: Our Hermione replica is nearly complete!
George: She can sit in on our classes and take notes.
Fred: Only one problem…
George: We can’t get her to raise her hand!
Fred: No one would believe it’s the real thing.
-Phantom


Fred: ‘No, Hermione, THIS is how you do the Revlon hair whip!’
-Jenn P.


Hermione: *Sighs* ‘Fred? Please tell your brother that the way to a girl’s heart is not by treating her like a scented candle….’
-Sloane

 

 

 

 


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Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time he’s presided over a number of sections including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the Crazy Caption Contest, which is recently revived. Eric is a hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.