CC #184: Week of May 14, 2006

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Harry’s look of elation stopped when he realized that Pikachu was making that face because he was going to the bathroom in his hand.

Harry finally captures the seventh part of Voldemort’s soul.
-Luke B.

Since Pokemon didn’t yet exist in 1994, no one knew what to make of the Triwizard clue…

Someone from crowd: Hey, look! Pikachu has taken Harry’s scar and changed it into a tail!
Harry: Pikachu, don’t you dare stick some of my face on your bum!
Pikachu: *Happily* Pikachu!

Sirius: Dear Harry,
     I couldn’t risk sending Hedwig. Ever since the World Cup, the Ministry’s been intercepting owls
and she would be too recognizable. Meet me in the Gryffindor common room at 1 o’ clock, and
make sure you’re alone.
PS …The mouse zaps.

-Bob the Lepremartian

Harry was rather surprised when his fellow students greeted his anouncement that he was a
Pokemouth with wild cheering. Little did he know that they would soon force him to use his
ability to rid the castle of the small, electrified rodents that had infested the walls since
the mid-nineties.


Fred and George stole the Japanese foreign-exchange student’s pet rat . ‘Nuff said…

The common room fell silent as Harry tried to explain what a ‘Pokemon’ was, and how he would
use it to beat Team Rocket in the third task.


Fred and George finally tell Ron the real spell to turn Scabbers yellow. Unfortunately, they
neglect to mention that he will also become familiar with dangerous, electric magic…


Harry: Look, I know I’m the Chosen One, but didn’t the prophecy say that ‘the world will turn
to Ash’?
-Lord P.

Harry: *Singing* ”My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard and they’re like ‘You wanna trade
cards?’ Darn right! I wanna trade cards! I’ll trade this, but not my Charizard!”

The new actor playing Dobby was a huge hit.

As soon as everyone saw this picture, they thought of submitting a caption saying, ‘I choose
you to kick Voldie’s butt, Pikachu!’ but realized shortly after how unoriginal that truly is.

-Mrs. Mark Evans

Feeling left out, Peeves finally works his way into a movie

Harry: Uh… what the heck is that?!
Fred: What are you –
George: talking about?
*They carry Harry off*
Harry: *Thinking* Great! Another freakish thing with weird powers that only I can see…
-Nikki B.

Pikachu: Pika?
Harry: I don’t speak Pikachu, does anyone here speak it?
Fred: I bet Neville does!!!
George: Geek Speak and Pikachu Speak are a pretty close dialect…..
Pikachu: Pika!!!!

The WB finally decided to do what Disney does best, and combined two shows renaming it Pottermon.

Darth Maul sends out a droid to capture the one card that he’s missing….

Harry: Well, since Andrew has uncovered my secret as a Poketrainer, I can now continue my life’s work in the open!
Hermione: What about Voldemort and the Horcruxes?
Harry: *Singing theme song* Gotta catch ’em all! — Sorry, what Hermione?
Hermione: …

The entire Griffndor house was sent to the hospital wing with burns this weekend. Apparently, Harry had picked up a poke-ball instead of the egg…. and Pikachu was not happy.
-Clover Jones

Harry: ‘Wow!! A Pokemon!! Oi, someone go tell Hedwig she’s fired!’
-Jaimie L.

Pikachu: For the second task, you must choose your first pokemon and tame it. It is the first
step to collecting them all!
Fred: But how exactly can you collect them all? There’s like… 10,000 nowadays?!

Harry: ‘Hey! The lightening bolt is supposed to be my thing!’

Harry: Well don’t you look so cute and friendly?
Pikachu: You wanna keep that title as The-Boy-Who-Lived, kid?

‘Pikachu… we have summoned you to answer two of our burning questions… How does Snorlax fit
in his ball, and is their such a thing as a Pikaflute?!’

Harry: ‘Accio Pikachu!’

JK Rowling: ‘I know I’ve been up too late and drinking too much coffee when I start writing
scenes like this!’

Harry: *opens egg*
Fred: What made that horrible shriek?!
Ben Franklin: Never underestimate the power of electricity… never….
Mr. Weasley: I collect plugs!

Harry: So how’s Mrs. Weasley, Pikachu?
Pikachu: Who?
Harry: You know. The lady with red hair who rubbed your cheeks so hard that they turned red!

Not exactly what Harry had in mind when he was told the ball would countain a ‘wise, helpful


Harry: ‘And you thought nifflers were good. Just wait until I sneak this into Umbridge’s
-Mrs. The Phantom


Harry: Wait! Stop the party!
Everybody: *Stops to look at Harry*
Harry: Something isn’t right here…
Fred: Oh, you mean like Pikachu?
Harry: No… The smileys in the Caption Scroller! Damon’s going to be SO angry!

When Dumbledore had said he ‘had powers the Dark Lord knew not’, Harry hadn’t thought it was
anything this dramatic.


Harry: Hey, guys, I got the new clue for the next task in the tournament!
George: What is it, Harry?
Harry: Dunno! *Pokes the yellow animal*
Pikachu: Why did the farmer win a Nobel Prize? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Ollivander: Curious… curious…
Fred: Press it again!
Pikachu: I dreamt last night that I had written Lord of the Rings… but when I woke up, I realized I was just Tolkien in my sleep.
Hermione: Ooo! Ooo! It’s Jamie’s British Joke of the Day!

Fred: So I suppose we’ll have to start calling you Ash?
George: Oh, this is brilliant! Then we can call him a dumb-Ash!
Harry: I wish Maniacal May was over…

Come seek us above the ground
We can’t sing without a squeaky sound
An hour long you’ll have to defeat
Some evil creatures with big feet


Harry: I’m gonna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To find them is my real test
To destroy them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Find Horcruxes to destroy
The power that’s inside…Fred and George: Horcruxes!

Everyone: Gotta find ’em all!

Harry: It’s only me

Sybil Trelawney: I know it’s your destiny

Fred and George: Horcruxes!

Harry: Ron, you’re my best friend
In a world we must defend

Fred and George: Horcruxes!

Harry: Gotta find ’em all

Ginny: A heart so true!

Dumbledore: Your love will pull you through
I taught you and I trust you

Fred and George: Horcruxes!

Everyone: Gotta find ’em all
Gotta find ’em all

Harry: Yeah

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place
Harry: (to Ginny) Don’t come with me the time’s not right

Ginny: There’s no better team
Arm in arm we’ll win the fight
It’s always been my dream

Fred and George: Horcruxes!

Everyone: Gotta find ’em all

Harry: It’s only me

Sybil Trelawney: I know its your destiny

Fred and George: Horcruxes!

Harry: Ron, you’re my best friend
In a world we must defend

Fred and George: Horcruxes!

Everyone: Gotta catch ’em all

Ginny: A heart so true

Dumbledore: Your love will pull you through
I taught you and I trust you

Fred and George: Horcruxes!

Everyone: Gotta find ’em all
Gotta find ’em all







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Eric S.

Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time, he’s presided over a number of sections, including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the recently revived Crazy Caption Contest. Eric is a Hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.