CC #296: Week of April 12, 2009


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Harry: Wow! A piano!
Slughorn: Um.. yes, a piano.
Harry: I have always wanted to try one of these! *Pounds on keys*
Slughorn: *Covers ears*
-Momo


Harry: Professor? I’m afraid that I can’t find your chopsticks in this thing…
Slughorn: You’re not supposed to find chopsticks, you’re supposed to play chopsticks! Come now, boy, have some sense.
Harry: Well, it’s not like I can learn to play the piano right out of the blue.
Slughorn: The directors seem to think so.
-Vivian


Slughorn: Ahead warp factor 1, Mr. Potter.
Harry: Aye, sir.
-Sam


Harry: *Singing and playing* Heart and soul. I fell in love with you, lost control…
Slughorn: OK! If you stop playing that wretched song I’ll give you that darn memory!
-Kyle


Slughorn: Harry, don’t get me wrong, your playing is beautiful. But I still don’t think Emerson is going to let you play at his wedding.
Harry: *Continues playing Wedding March*
-Nick’s Girl


Harry: *Plays and sings*
Three little maids from school are we,
Pert as a school-girl well can be.
Filled to the brim with girlish glee,
Three little maids from school.

Slughorn: STOPP!!! I’ll tell you everything about Horcruxes you want to know! How did you know that Gilbert and Sullivan was my weakness?
Harry: Well, I do have some of the Dark Lord’s powers!
Slughorn: That’s exactly how Tom Riddle got it out of me the first time!
Harry: Hehhehehehe!
-Andy


Harry: *Plays The Sorcerer’s Apprentice on the piano.*
Firebolt: *Walks around the room, carrying buckets of water in its hands that it has sprouted.*
McGonagall: *Walks in* So this is how you’re using Transfiguration! Mr. Potter, do you think this is some kind of joke?!
-LionsRock


Hermione: Oh, Harry, they’re only interested in you because they think you’re a world-famous concert pianist!
Harry: But I AM a world-famous concert pianist…
-Karina


Harry: Will all great Neptune’s ocean wash this blood clean from my hand?
Slughorn: All you did was play a ‘Hannah Montana’ song.
-Sam


Fred: Ten Bucks says Simon makes him cry.
George: Twenty says he makes Simon eat slugs.
-Susie


No-one can defeat Voldemort without composing a victory piece first!
-WishingIWasGinny


Harry: ‘The Bat-Cave should be just behind the bookcase… Oh, if only I could just hit the right keys!!!’
-The Giggla


Harry: ‘Why do I suddenly feel like I’m in a bad fanfic?’
-Kooldragon400


Harry: Gee, sir, this is some piano.
Slughorn: Do you know how to play it?
Harry: No, but I want to look at it just for fun.
Harry then plays a beautiful melody.
Slughorn: How did you do that?
Harry: I have absolutely no idea!
-Lola


Slughorn: No, no, no! Do it AGAIN! Jail House Rock is much slower and sadder. He’s in jail for Merlin’s sake!
Harry: …
-Seeker2010


Harry Potter is rising quickly through the charts with a talent that NO ONE knew about. With his recent album, Don’t Look at my Scar, his songs Slughorn’s Lament, My Cool Converse Shoes, Twin Cores, and If I Ever Admit I’m Still in Love with Cho Chang, the young scarred wizard is making a new name for himself: The Boy Who Learned How To Play Piano in Slughorn’s Office.
-AJ


Slughorn: Hmm… let’s see if he’s inherited his second uncle twice removed Ophelius ‘Crazy Finger’ Potter, the renowned Wizard pianist’s talent.
Harry: *Playing Hedwig’s Theme*
Slughorn: Yes! I knew it.
-Starr


Harry: Ladidumdum, ladiDA, oh ladidumdum, oh ladiDA.
Slughorn: I can definitely see why this wasn’t in the book.
-Ginerva Potter


To this moment, Harry is still trying to figure out the keys and what they have to do with ‘Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge…’
-Bermionie78


‘He says, ”Slughorn can you give me a memory?
I’m not really sure how it goes,
But it’s sad and it’s sweet and I need it complete,
Because Dumbledore told me so…”
Sing us a song, you’re the Chosen One, sing us a song tonight! Yes we’re all in the
Mood for that memory, and you’ve got us feelin’ alright!’
-Rae


Harry: ‘You inspired this one, Horace -‘
-Rose


Makin’ my way downtown. Walkin’ fast. Faces passin’. I’m home-bound…”
-RachelBethany


Harry: ‘Gotta work on Ginny’s Lullaby…
-Cat


Slughorn: Wow, Harry! I didn’t know you could play!
Harry: Neither did J.K. Rowling.
-Rose


Daniel Radcliffe: ‘So is it really necessary that I learn Rachmaninoff for this scene? Wouldn’t chopsticks do? I mean, who would Harry have learnt Rachmaninoff from? Mrs Figg’s cats?’
-Laura_the_Explorer


”’I’m a little teapot, short and…” Sorry, Professor, but that’s as far as I learned…’
-Teddi Rux


‘Oh, I wish I could play the Harry Potter theme!’
-Katie Peel


Harry is playing It’s the Hard-Knock Life from Annie.
-Dianaheart


Little did Harry know that, in his youth, Voldemort had been an avid piano player, and the seventh Horcrux was Beethoven’s Fifth Concerto.
-Loonylovegood

 

 

 

 


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