CC #342: Week of May 12, 2013
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Ron: ‘This is what I get for taking Platform 3.14 as a shortcut.’
Unfortunately, Ron could only step a few feet into the room. Sheldon, with magic of his own, had set up a barrier that only people with I.Q. levels greater than 80 may pass through…
After not picking up ‘Super Clyde,’ CBS decides to keep Rupert Grint around.
‘I don’t care what you say about ‘physics’! I’m telling you, I CAN Apparate!’
Ron: ‘Bloody hell! The little ball of light brought me here?’
Ron: ‘Christmas morning, I was sleeping in this little pub, keeping away from some Snatchers, and I heard it. A voice. Your voice, Sheldon. You said my name. Just my name. Like a whisper.’
Ron: *Pointing* I know what that is.
Rupert Grint: ‘Hi, I’m here to play the part of Penny.’
Sheldon: Did you bring the Thai food? Pick up the spicy mustard from the Asian grocer? Get the low sodium soy sauce?
Ron: No – I just followed this little ball of light that told me to come here…
Ron: Bloody hell! That’s a lot of stairs… where am I?
Sheldon: Well, that depends… are you talking Latitude, state, or fandom universe?
Ron: …bloody hell…
Ron: ‘What is with your clock?!’
Jim Parsons: What made you choose our show to appear on?
Rupert Grint: I love those atom things they show when you transition between scenes.
Penny’s new boyfriend was more of a disappointment than expected.
Leonard: Oh my God, it’s Ron Weasley!
Sheldon: Oh, I can’t believe it, come in. You’re my eleventh favorite ginger in movie history.
Ron: Oh, this is the wrong set. I better get – Wait – only eleventh?
After spending a day with Sheldon, Ron realized that if he had the emotional range of a teaspoon, Sheldon must have the emotional range of a grain of sand.
Sheldon: You still have the Green Lantern Power Battery from last week… right?!
Ron: ‘Blimey, you lot are a bunch of Hermiones.’
Ron: Bloody Hell! Again?
Leonard: Ron, what’s up with the Apparition problems, dude? Repeat slowly after me, ‘The Burrow,’ not ‘The Big Bang.’
Sheldon: He’ll be back.
Sheldon: ‘Welcome, Ronald. Are you ready for your first lesson of, ‘How to talk to/understand your amazingly smart girlfriend?’ I’m Sheldon, I will be your professor. This is Leonard, he will be muttering under his breath and turning green with envy.’
Rupert Grint: The media’s been ignoring my work, but they’ll never be able to ignore this!
*THE NEXT DAY*
TV Guide: There were no special appearances on The Big Bang Theory last night.
Rupert Grint: Oh, come on!
Ron: ‘It was a little mistake! Where I live, I have to walk up flights of stairs with no use of an elevator, too.’
Ron: Hey guys, I’m here for the roommate interview?
Leonard: See ya, Sheldon, I’m out of here.
‘Alright, Raj wins Best Halloween costume.’
Sheldon: Oh, look, Leonard, it’s one of the guys who ruined Harry Potter.
Rupert Grint: How… did I do that?
Sheldon: You’re not tall or gangly, you don’t have freckles, you –
Leonard: Uh, Sheldon, that kind of canon-thumping is really 2002.
Sheldon: I’ll have you know, my values aren’t trends that come and go with the years, and the fact of the matter is-
Rupert Grint: Uh, I’ll just be going now… okay?
Sheldon: NO, WAIT, I WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH!
Ron: ‘Muggles! Why’d it have to be Muggles?’
Ron: ‘Am I late for Dungeons and Dragons?’
Ron: ‘Aw, dad, I thought you were going to borrow a tent from Perkins!’
After six years of ‘The Big Bang Theory,’ the mystery is finally solved.
Ron: So, six years ago, I accidentally cast a Laughter Curse on you guys, which is why that invisible audience laughs every time you do something funny. With Hermione’s help, we’re going to lift the curse.
Sheldon: Thank God, that thing was getting annoying!
*Invisible audience laughs*
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