A Free Elf

Dear Mr. Malfoy,

It is hard to prepare your own food, wash your own clothes and clean up after yourself?

I hope so.

A Free House-Elf


I’m absolutely touched by your genuine concern. Let’s just say that the Malfoy’s are scraping by. Having five house elves instead of six has truly been one of the hardest things our family has endured. One could say it’s been as painful as a knife through your chest.

Sardonically yours,

L. Malfoy
Wiltshire Estates