An Aspiring Prankster

Dear Peeves,

What is your advice to an aspiring prankster? How can I become as great as you?



No one can be as great as I,
But it doesn’t mean that you can’t try!
Being a prankster requires cunning,
Stealth, ambition, and fear of nothing.

Do your best to avoid detection,
Use finger-pointing and deflection.
If you get caught, you’ll have to flee,
Or banned from Hogwarts, you might be!