Dear Mr. Malfoy,
What was it like in Azkaban?
Oh you know, sunshine pours in through the windows, 3 meals a day, the maid comes and provides turndown service promptly at 7:00 PM, and we get a weekend pass anytime we want one. Not to mention there are strange women in hooded robes waiting to provide a kiss at any time. I digress, it has been a very difficult time.