Gryffindor Alumnus

Dear Ronald Weasley,

My family’s biannual reunion is approaching and I am dreading it. You grew up in a large family with quite a few interesting characters, how can I keep myself from murdering mine?

Another Gryffindor Alumnus

Dear Gryffindor Alumnus,

Are you sure you’re not a distance relative of mine…maybe on the Prewett side? Seriously, I know that family can drive you up the wall, my git brothers turned my stuffed bear into a bloody spider, but as long as you have family, it’s all cool. Death can be sudden and leave you wishing for those times of insanity…I miss Fred everyday!

Oh, by the way, it’s not smart to tell an Auror you’re contemplating murder.