Half-Blood Gardener

Dear Professor Sprout,

My grandma wanted new plants in her garden, so I bought her some Devil’s Snare.

Unfortunately, it was very sunny the last few days and now you can barely see them. Do you have advice how I can make them grow again?


A Half-Blood Gardener

Dear Half-Blood Gardener,

Do you actually like your grandmother? Or are you something of an idiot? Devil’s Snare will kill her. Quite frankly it’s a good job the sun came out, or I’d have had to inform the Aurors of your sinister intentions! Please, I beg of you, take proper precautions, and call the Control of Magical Plants Department at the Ministry so they can remove it all for you.

Professor P. Sprout