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Fleur Delacour

by Rachel Hartnett · December 4, 2013

to the tune of “Girl Next Door” by Saving Jane

Hogwarts homecoming queen
She’s the star in this scene.
There’s no way to deny she’s lovely.
Perfect skin
Perfect hair
Magic hearts everywhere.
Tell myself that inside she’s ugly.

Maybe I’m just jealous;
I can’t help but hate her.
Secretly I wonder if Ron wants to date her.

She’s the ball queen
I’m serving the punch.
She’s in the TriWiz tournament
I’m not in the bunch.
She gets the top bunk,
And I’m sleeping on the floor.
She’s Fleur Delacour
And I’m just the girl next door.

Beauxbatons School represent
She must be heaven-sent
She was never the last one standing
Half-Veela flaunt
Everything that you want
Never too harsh
Or too demanding

Maybe I’ll admit it;
I’m a little bitter
Everybody loves her,
But I just wanna hex her.

She’s the ball queen
I’m serving the punch.
She’s in the TriWiz tournament
I’m not in the bunch.
She gets the top bunk,
And I’m sleeping on the Floor.
She’s Fleur Delacour
And I’m just the girl next door
Oh and I’m just the girl next door.

I don’t know why I’m feeling sorry for myself.
I spend all my time with Ron and Harry to un-love someone else.

She’s the ball queen
And I’m serving the punch.
She’s in the TriWiz tournament
I’m not in the bunch.

I get a little bit,
She gets a little more
She’s Fleur Delacour (Yeah)
She’s Fleur Delacour
And I’m just the girl next door

(Ahhaya Ahhaya Ahhaya Ahhaya)

I’m just the girl next door
Oh and I’m just the girl next door
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.

Yeah I’m just the girl next door
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,
I’m just the girl next door.
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.

She’s Fleur Delacour
And I’m just the girl next door

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