Good Morning Dumbledore

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to the tune of “Good Morning Baltimore” from Hairspray

SNAPE:
Oh, oh, oh
Woke up today
Feeling the way I always do
Oh, oh, oh
Hungry for something
So bittersweet
I feel incomplete

When I’m almost drowned
The school bells all sound
Like some intruding, unwanted guest
Oh, oh, oh
Pulling me out
To the students and halls, I detest

Good morning, Dumbledore
Every day’s something I deplore
Every class is a tragedy
Teaching Potter’s an agony

Good morning, Dumbledore
And some days I can’t deal anymore
And the only two people that see:
Dumbledore and me

HAGRID:
Oh, oh, oh
Look at my hair
The secrets I share with everyone
Oh, oh, oh
I try to pretend it was Skele-gro
But they always know

Norbert and Buckbeak
The Skrewts, so to speak
They seem to say
“Hagrid, what’s wrong with you?”
So, oh, oh
Don’t hold me back
‘Cause Grawpy gets mad when you do

Good morning, Dumbledore
Thanks for adding a bigger door
Don’t those manticores look so cool?
I think I’ll bring some into the school

Good morning, Dumbledore
And some days you might think I’m done for
But we’ve got a deal, you can see
Dumbledore and me

TRELAWNEY:
I read every dream
I see every sign
I know what befalls when stars align
Listen, my dears, to the warnings I’ve said
You’d better run, Harry, before you drop dead

HARRY:
I’m not dropping dead!

TRELAWNEY:
So, oh, oh
Give me a chance
‘Cause when I’m in a trance I’m a superstar
Oh, oh, oh
Omens have meanings I can’t remove
Though some disapprove

Dolores says go
But the Sight tells me no!
(spoken) THE ONE WITH THE POWER TO VANQUISH THE DARK LORD APPROACHES…
Oh, oh, oh
Don’t force me, please
Divination’s an intricate art

STUDENTS:
Good morning, good morning
That’s always the creepiest part

DOBBY:
Dobby loves you Dumbledore!
Every day’s like a full sock drawer
Every night we work happily
At Hogwarts School of Wizardry

HARRY:
And I promise Dumbledore
That someday when we’re done with this war
The Prophet will wake up and see
Gonna wake up and see…
Dumbledore and me

STUDENTS:
Yes, more or less we all agree

HARRY:
Dumbledore and me

SNAPE:
Not if I commit first degree…

ALL:
Dumbledore and me!

Submitted by: John Rocco