Harry P.

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to the tune of “Stacey’s Mom” by Fountains of Wayne

ALL:
Harry P. is the boy for me
Harry P. is the boy for me

CHO:
Harry can you come with me to Ho-o-o-o-ogsmeade

RON:
To Hogsmeade

CHO:
We can hang around by Hone-e-eydu-u-u-u-ukes

RON:
Hang around by Honeydukes

CHO:
Has Umbridge let you of detention yet?

RON:
Detention yet

CHO:
If she has, then please be better so we can da-a-a-a-ate

RON:
So we can date.

CHO:
You know I’m not the pretty seeker that I used to be
I’m sassy and I’m smart now
Harry, can’t you see?

ALL:
Harry P. is the boy for me!
He’s all that I want and I’ve charmed him for so long!
Malfoy, can’t you see, you’re just not the boy for me!
I’m pretty and I’m smart and I’m in love with Harry P.

GINNY:
Harry do you remember you sa-aved me!

RON:
Sa-aved me

GINNY:
In the Chamber of Secrets, there were only us three-e-e-e

RON:
Only us three!

GINNY:
Harry Ginny and then Voldemo-o-o-ort!

RON:
Voldemort!

GINNY:
You fought him off just as though it were a spo-o-o-o-ort

RON:
As though it were a sport.

GINNY:
You know I’m not the shy redhead that I used to be
I’m all grown up now Harry can’t you see?

ALL:
Harry P. is the boy for me!
He’s all that I want and I’ve charmed him for so long!
Malfoy, can’t you see you’re just not the boy for me!
I’m pretty and I’m smart and I’m in love with Harry P.

CHO:
Harry P. A whoa-oa!

GINNY:
Harry P. A whoa-oa!

ALL:
Malfoy, can’t you see you’re just not the boy for me!
I’m pretty and I’m smart and I’m in love with Harry P.

Submitted by: Miranda