to the tune of “Summer Nights” from Grease
RON: Hogwarts lovin’ who knew it was comin’
HERMIONE: Hogwarts lovin’ finally showin’
RON: Hermione fussing over me
HERMIONE: That Ronnie as cute as can be
BOTH: Hogwarts days, just driftin’ away, to uh-oh those Hogwarts nights
BOYS: Tell me more, tell me more, did she escape more doom?
GIRLS: Tell me more, tell me more, like does he have a broom?
RON: Told me to study, my homework was bad
HERMIONE: He flew by muddy, Quaffle in his hand
RON: I saved her life, she nearly froze
HERMIONE: He showed up, wand up the trolls nose
BOTH: Hogwarts fun, somethin’s begun, but uh-oh those Hogwarts nights
GIRLS: Tell me more, tell me more, so he’s not a real pain?
BOYS: Tell me more, Tell me more, like how big is her brain?
RON: Took her flying, in the quidditch pitch
HERMIONE: We drank butterbeer, at The Three Broomsticks
RON: We made out, the Prefects’ bathroom
HERMIONE: We stayed out, and observed the moon
BOTH: Hogwarts fling, got Hermione some bling, but uh-oh those Hogwarts nights
GIRLS: Tell me more, tell me more, is he that good at chess?
BOYS: Tell me more, tell me more, could she clean up a mess?
HERMIONE: He was happy, when Draco was mad
RON: Well she was happy, O.W.L. grades were rad
HERMIONE: He was sweet, just turned sixteen
RON: She was hot, while acting all mean
BOTH: Hogwarts spells make lovin’ quite swell, but uh-oh those Hogwarts nights
GIRLS: Tell me more, tell me more, when did he realize?
BOYS: Tell me more, tell me more, does red hair match her eyes?
RON: Times turned darker, that’s where it ends
So I told her we’d still be friends
HERMIONE: Then we made our true love vow
RON: Wonder what she’s readin’ now
BOTH: Hogwarts dreams diffindoed at the seams, but oh, those Hogwarts nights
Submitted by: Michelle