Lifestyles of the Dark and Lifeless

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to the tune of “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” by Good Charlotte

Always see them on the run
Trying to kill everyone
Hexing the world so constantly
All they do is kill and groan
Inside their Master’s throne
Jinxing each other into eternity
I’d like to see them try to rule
Inside that haunted wizard school
I don’t think they could stand up
I think their heads just would erupt
They’d think Albus was corrupt
I think they would just give up fighting, fighting

Lifestyles of the dark and lifeless
Always murder
Always just fighting
If Harry is such a problem
Well, they got curses
Why don’t they kill him?

You know that little thing, about bein’ in debt?
Well, Wormtail’s surely gonna regret
The time that Harry totally saved his life
And as for heavenly morals in that group
Well, they really wouldn’t stage a rebellious coup
If Voldemort just turned over and killed them all
I’d like to see them try to rule
Inside that haunted wizard school
I don’t think they could stand up
I think their heads just would erupt
They’d think that Albus was corrupt
I hope that they would give up fighting, fighting

Lifestyles of the dark and lifeless
Always murder
Always just fighting
If Harry is such a problem
Well, they got curses
Why haven’t they killed him?

[INSTRUMENTAL]

Fighting, fighting..

Lifestyles of the dark and lifeless
Always murder
Always just fighting
If Harry is such a problem
Well they got curses
Why don’t they kill him?

Lifestyles of the dark and lifeless
(The ones locked in Azkaban are lucky)

Just stop the killing!
Lifestyles of the dark and lifeless
Lifestyles of the dark and lifeless
Lifestyles of the dark and lifeless
(AVADA KEDAVRA!)

Submitted by: Snivellus