Stuck in the Middle of Evil

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to the tune of “Stuck in the Middle With You” by Stealer’s Wheel

Harry wonders how he got there tonight
He’s got a feelin’ that something ain’t right
He’s in the middle of a cemetery,
And he got there via a Port Key.

CHORUS:
Death Eaters to the left of him
Lord Voldy’s to the right
There he is stuck in the middle of the two.

Yeah Harry’s stuck in the middle of the two,
And he’s wondering what the heck he should do.
Harry’s got a scared look on his face,
‘Cause Lord Voldy’s got a mean lookin’ snake.

CHORUS

Well, it started out with entering the Triwizard Tournament
The first two tasks went pretty well
Ron slapped him on the back and said,
“Swe-e-e-e-e-e-ell, you’re doin’ swe-e-e-e-e-e-ell”

Harry’s trying to make some sense of it all,
But he can see it makes no sense at all.
Cedric Diggory’s lying dead on the floor,
Harry realizes he can’t take anymore.

CHORUS

Harry wonders how he got there tonight
He’s got a feelin’ that something ain’t right
Lord Voldy’s gathering strength before his eyes.
Lily’s ghost saves the day with her cries.

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