Teenage Wizard Love

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to the tune of “Teenage Dirtbag” by Wheatus

Her name is Cho
I have a dream about her
She gives me chills
I got Potions in half an hour

Oh, how she rocks
She’s in Ravenclaw
But she doesn’t know who I am
And she knows how to live without me

‘Cause I’m just a teenage wizard, baby
Yeah, I’m just a wizard dirtbag, baby
Go to the World Cup, baby, with me
Ooohoooooo

Her broom is a Cleensweep
She knows how to steer that thing
And she’d simply kick
My butt on the Quidditch field
She is in some of my classes
But she doesn’t know who I am
And she does know how to live without me…

‘Cause I’m just a teenage wizard, baby
Yeah, I’m just a wizard dirtbag, baby
Go to the World Cup, baby, with me
Ooohoooooo

Oh yeah, teenage
No, she doesn’t know what she’s missing
Oh yeah, wizard
No, she doesn’t know what she’s missing

Man, I feel like mold
It’s Halloween night and I am lonely
Lo and behold
She’s walking over to me

This must be fake
Man, I hate Snape
How does she know who I am?
And how does she live without me?

“I’ve got two tickets
To the World Cup Baby.
Come with me Friday
Don’t say maybe

I’m just a teenage Wizard baby
Like you…
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo”

Oh yeah, Harry
No, she doesn’t know what she’s missing
Oh yeah, Potter
No, she doesn’t know what she’s missing

Submitted by: Katie N.