Two Slits in My Nose

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to the tune of “Tik Tok” by Ke$ha

Wake up in the morning feeling like Lord Voldemort
Grab my wand and I’m out the door
I’m gonna kill some Mudbloods
Before I leave brush my teeth
With a bottle of fire-whiskey
Cause’ when I leave for the night
I’m takin’ over the Ministry

I’m talkin’ two slits in my nose, nose
Blood on all our clothes, clothes
Death eaters callin’ my name, name
Drop in on the Crucio them unless they look like Bellatrix Lestrange
I’m talkin’ bout tryin’ to get crunk, crunk
Witches tryin’ to touch my junk, junk
Avada Kedavra them if they getting too drunk, drunk

Now, now we going till we kill them all, all
Or the Aurors shut us down,
Aurors shut us down, down, Aurors shut us down

Don’t stop, make it pop
Don’t rest until
They are all dead
We’re gonna fight till none see the sunlight
Tick-tock goes the clock, but the duel won’t stop, no
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh, oh

You build me up, can’t tear me down
Your heart, it pounds, yeah I got you
With my wand up, I’ve got you now
You are so scared, yeah I got you
You build me up, can’t tear me down
Your heart, it pounds, yeah I got you
With my wand up, put your head up, put your head up

Now, the duel don’t start till I walk in…

Don’t stop, make it pop
Don’t rest until
They are all dead
We’re gonna fight till none see the sunlight
Tick-tock goes the clock, but the duel won’t stop, no
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh, oh

Scared, yeah I got you
You build me up, can’t tear me down
Your heart, it pounds, yeah I got you
With my wand up, put your head up, put your head up

Now, the duel don’t start till I walk in…

Don’t stop, make it pop
Don’t rest until
They are all dead
We’re gonna fight till none see the sunlight
Tick-tock goes the clock, but the duel won’t stop, no
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh, oh

Submitted by: Elisa